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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #76
    Re: Mohawk Girl

    Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
    I'm considering converting.
    Well, do you have any questions about scripture? Do you have a KJV Bible? Anything we can do to steer this conversation towards discussing the Bible and praising Jesus?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • Brother Helge
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1074

      #77
      Re: Mohawk Girl

      Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
      I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too.
      Stop being a homer!
      Don't you know God hate homers?

      Why do you hate Jesus?
      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
      John 8:32

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      • Mohawk Mustang
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2011
        • 50

        #78
        Re: Mohawk Girl

        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
        Well, do you have any questions about scripture? Do you have a KJV Bible? Anything we can do to steer this conversation towards discussing the Bible and praising Jesus?
        Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear, but the friend who showed me this website hates.

        Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
        Stop being a homer!
        Don't you know God hate homers?

        Why do you hate Jesus?
        I am not a homer, and I don't hate Jesus.

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        • Brother Helge
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1074

          #79
          Re: Mohawk Girl

          Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
          I am not a homer, and I don't hate Jesus.
          You hunt, sell the skin and work as a mechanic.

          First I thought you were a dyke, but then you mentioned your boyfriend.

          Why do you come here and lie?
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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          • Bible Student
            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
            With Jesus now.
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2010
            • 2474

            #80
            Re: Mohawk Girl

            Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
            Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear, but the friend who showed me this website hates.
            Matthew 5:28 -- But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
            Young lady I hope you are wearing an appropriate chastity belt.
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #81
              Re: Mohawk Girl

              Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
              Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear, but the friend who showed me this website hates.
              The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
              Deuteronomy 22:5


              Buckskins are hardly proper apparel for a potential True Christian™ lady. I suggest you burn them or give them to a young heathen boy.
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #82
                Re: Mohawk Girl

                Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear.
                Is that like a Davey Crockett kind of thing, made out of leather?




                I know this is kinda GROSS , but don't leather pants make you all sweaty, you know, down there!


                Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #83
                  Re: Mohawk Girl

                  Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                  Originally Posted by Mohawk Mustang
                  Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear.
                  Is that like a Davey Crockett kind of thing, made out of leather?




                  I know this is kinda GROSS , but don't leather pants make you all sweaty, you know, down there!
                  That would be terrible and sinful. I thought her outfit might look something like this:



                  But I'm not sure that is any better for someone who might be striving to become a True Christian(tm) girl. MM that is your goal, is it not?
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • Mohawk Mustang
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 50

                    #84
                    Re: Mohawk Girl

                    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                    The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                    Deuteronomy 22:5

                    Buckskins are hardly proper apparel for a potential True Christian™ lady. I suggest you burn them or give them to a young heathen boy.
                    I am NOT giving up my buckskins.

                    Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                    Is that like a Davey Crockett kind of thing, made out of leather?




                    I know this is kinda GROSS , but don't leather pants make you all sweaty, you know, down there!

                    Its a dress, but yes, its leather.

                    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                    But I'm not sure that is any better for someone who might be striving to become a True Christian™ girl. MM that is your goal, is it not?
                    Possibly.

                    My buckskin dress is knee length, and the sleeves are just above my elbow.

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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #85
                      Re: Mohawk Girl

                      Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                      I am NOT giving up my buckskins.



                      Its a dress, but yes, its leather.



                      Possibly.

                      My buckskin dress is knee length, and the sleeves are just above my elbow.
                      You should probably show the pastors here a full-body picture of yourself wearing it, so they can tell you if its OK or not. It's what I do whenever I'm not sure about whether a certain piece of clothing is acceptable or not!
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                      An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                      Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                      My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                      Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                      An Open Question to All false christians.

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                      • terra_godard7
                        Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                        Extremely boring
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 29

                        #86
                        Re: Mohawk Girl

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

                        My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

                        Thanks!
                        Are you talking about a dreamcatcher?:


                        Or a God's eye?:

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                        • Mohawk Mustang
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 50

                          #87
                          Re: Mohawk Girl

                          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                          You should probably show the pastors here a full-body picture of yourself wearing it, so they can tell you if its OK or not. It's what I do whenever I'm not sure about whether a certain piece of clothing is acceptable or not!
                          I'll try to get a nice picture of it.

                          Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                          Are you talking about a dreamcatcher?:


                          Or a God's eye?:
                          He's talking about a dreamcatcher, Terra.

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                          • terra_godard7
                            Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                            Extremely boring
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 29

                            #88
                            Re: Mohawk Girl

                            Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                            He's talking about a dreamcatcher, Terra.
                            Well, he mentioned "2 sticks covered in yarn", but then he called it a "dream thing", so I wasn't sure which one he was talking about.

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                            • Mohawk Mustang
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 50

                              #89
                              Re: Mohawk Girl

                              Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                              Well, he mentioned "2 sticks covered in yarn", but then he called it a "dream thing", so I wasn't sure which one he was talking about.
                              I know, eh?? Guys can be so annoying when they don't know what they're talking about.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #90
                                Re: Mohawk Girl

                                Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                                Are you talking about a dreamcatcher?:


                                Or a God's eye?:
                                This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you and your coven now in Christ's name!

                                Father,
                                In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                                Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                                In Jesus name I pray..
                                Amen
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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