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  • Nikki_Lavey
    Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
    • Feb 2011
    • 32

    #1

    Help me please!

    I am a Post Op Transsexual, but now I found Jesus and I need help choosing what gender I am suppose to marry and is right with Jesus.


    Dream the Good Dream,

    Nikki
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Help me please!

    What, do you freaks come whenever your name is mentioned? 5 minutes ago I posted a warning about a shemale airline and suddenly you post an introduction. Interesting.

    Transsexuals are abominations before God. You're a sinner, a freak, and a depraved individual.

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

    Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Rebuko the Clown
      The Friendliest Clown in Town™
      Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 197

      #3
      Re: Help me please!

      You cant marry a person because whoever you marry weather man or woman, it will be a gay marriage. You cant marry a man because youre really a man. You cant marry a woman either because youre now a woman.


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      • Nikki_Lavey
        Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
        • Feb 2011
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Help me please!

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        What, do you freaks come whenever your name is mentioned? 5 minutes ago I posted a warning about a shemale airline and suddenly you post an introduction. Interesting.

        Transsexuals are abominations before God. You're a sinner, a freak, and a depraved individual.

        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

        Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

        Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

        I hadn't seen your thread sir!

        I know what did in the past is wrong but now I am trying to make amends with Jesus.

        I am a Sinner!

        I am trying to reform!

        Can't this sinner be saved?
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Help me please!

          You could be Saved, of course, provided you genuinely repent of your past sins and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

          You don't happen to still have your penis around anywhere, do you? Couldn't you get it surgically reattached?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Nikki_Lavey
            Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
            • Feb 2011
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Help me please!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            You could be Saved, of course, provided you genuinely repent of your past sins and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

            You don't happen to still have your penis around anywhere, do you? Couldn't you get it surgically reattached?
            Thank You Sir!

            Unfortunately I no longer have all the parts to my penis, however i the lord commands it I will wear an fake one if that is what Jesus Commands me too!

            I come here as a repentant sinner that is why I have asked for help on this very confusing subject.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #7
              Re: Help me please!

              Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
              Thank You Sir!

              Unfortunately I no longer have all the parts to my penis, however i the lord commands it I will wear an fake one if that is what Jesus Commands me too!
              Reattached does not mean "wear a fake one". You really are deluded if you think sticking a hot dog down there will satisfy the elders at Landover - they want you to replace your GOD given genitalia so that it is identical to the real deal, ready for inspection.

              Also what do you mean "all the parts"? It's not a jigsaw, you either have it or you don't - unless you're Jooish that is.
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: Help me please!

                You have ruined Gods work of art. You took perfection, a man and failed at your attempt to turn it into a lesser being. God will smote you for it.


                Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
                Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
                Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
                Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
                Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

                Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
                (Male and female homosexuals.)

                1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
                1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
                2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
                2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

                Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

                Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                (Male and female transvestites.)

                Catch-all

                Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

                1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                (God doesn't like seed-spillers (or egg-spillers for that matter).)

                Women

                Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
                (Women were created to assist men.)

                Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
                (Women are property. Less valuable than a house but more valuable than slaves and livestock.)

                Matthew 18:25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.
                (Jesus considers women (and children) to be property that can be sold.)

                1st Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
                1st Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

                1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
                1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
                1st Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
                1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
                1st Corinthians 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
                1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
                1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
                1st Corinthians 11:10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.

                1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
                1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
                Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

                Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
                Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
                Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
                1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
                1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
                1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
                1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
                1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

                Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Nikki_Lavey
                  Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Re: Help me please!

                  Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                  Reattached does not mean "wear a fake one". You really are deluded if you think sticking a hot dog down there will satisfy the elders at Landover - they want you to replace your GOD given genitalia so that it is identical to the real deal, ready for inspection.

                  Also what do you mean "all the parts"? It's not a jigsaw, you either have it or you don't - unless you're Jooish that is.
                  This is why I am asking for guidance here in such a Godly place!

                  I want to do the right thing and I am asking the Great People here at Landover to guide me and help me to get to Jesus' plan for me.

                  Part of my penis was used to create my fake vagina the rest was used to help men missing some of their genitalia like having only one testicle.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Nikki_Lavey
                    Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 32

                    #10
                    Re: Help me please!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    You have ruined Gods work of art. You took perfection, a man and failed at your attempt to turn it into a lesser being. God will smote you for it.
                    This is why I am trying to repent for my sins!
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #11
                      Re: Help me please!

                      Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                      This is why I am trying to repent for my sins!
                      To repent, you have to 'right the wrong'. I have no idea where you are going to get a ***** from. Then have it reattached and functioning, which you will only know after you get married.

                      You best plan is to go in your prayer closet and not come out until God answers your prayer and gives you a new *****.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Nikki_Lavey
                        Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 32

                        #12
                        Re: Help me please!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        To repent, you have to 'right the wrong'. I have no idea where you are going to get a ***** from. Then have it reattached and functioning, which you will only know after you get married.

                        You best plan is to go in your prayer closet and not come out until God answers your prayer and gives you a new *****.
                        Thank you for your guidance!

                        I will do just that and also I wish to pray for a new right leg, you see I am an above the knee amputee, is it right to pray for both or is that too much to ask of our Lord Jesus?
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Jesus is Lord
                          Devout seeker of the Truth™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 639

                          #13
                          Re: Help me please!

                          Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                          Thank you for your guidance!

                          I will do just that and also I wish to pray for a new right leg, you see I am an above the knee amputee, is it right to pray for both or is that too much to ask of our Lord Jesus?
                          Oh, so you're also a cripple? God doesn't want cripples in His sanctuaries.
                          Leviticus 21:17-23
                          Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                          Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                          Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                          No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
                          He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
                          Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
                          Nothing is to much for Jesus but you'd better start praying and hope He sees fit to help one such as yourself.
                          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                          • Nikki_Lavey
                            Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 32

                            #14
                            Re: Help me please!

                            Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                            Oh, so you're also a cripple? God doesn't want cripples in His sanctuaries.
                            Leviticus 21:17-23
                            Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                            Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                            Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                            No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
                            He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
                            Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
                            Nothing is to much for Jesus but you'd better start praying and hope He sees fit to help one such as yourself.

                            I did not know this!

                            I am praying right now for loosing my leg in combat!
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #15
                              Re: Help me please!

                              Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                              I did not know this!

                              I am praying right now for loosing my leg in combat!
                              Rank, serial number and CO please!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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