[John Creeser]

Re: Help me please!

Rank, serial number and CO please!

Good call Brother Hutchins, I find this highly suspect as well.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Help me please!

Heshe is about to loose a lot more. I am getting tired of hisher shenanigans.

[Bible Student]

Re: Help me please!

Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner
Reattached does not mean "wear a fake one". You really are deluded if you think sticking a hot dog down there will satisfy the elders at Landover - they want you to replace your GOD given genitalia so that it is identical to the real deal, ready for inspection.

Also what do you mean "all the parts"? It's not a jigsaw, you either have it or you don't - unless you're Jooish that is.

This is why I am asking for guidance here in such a Godly place!

I want to do the right thing and I am asking the Great People here at Landover to guide me and help me to get to Jesus' plan for me.

Part of my penis was used to create my fake cooter the rest was used to help men missing some of their genitalia like having only one testicle.

The more you write the worser and worser it gets. You write, "the rest was used to help men missing some of their genitalia like having only one testicle" which means other men will be having your children. Unless those testicles go to your brothers who will go into your dead older brothers' wives who are childless, that has to be some kind of abomination.

Genesis 38:8-10 -- And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Nikki Lavey (any relation to Antoinette, by any chance?) -

There is hope for you! You may become a Eunuch for Christ.

That means living as a man. Celibate. No depraved homosex marriage for you!

[Godsgrace]

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There is hope for you! You may become a Eunuch for Christ.

Reverend, you're so right... I'd been wondering what a possible outcome for this poor soul could be. It's so clear in Matthew:

Matthew 19:12

12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Praise Jesus!

[Nikki_Lavey]

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Reverend, you're so right... I'd been wondering what a possible outcome for this poor soul could be. It's so clear in Matthew:

Matthew 19:12

12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Praise Jesus!

This is very important to know .... Thank You!

[Nikki_Lavey]

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I have had many of my questions answered already. You all are being very helpful.