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  • May16
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2006
    • 22

    #1

    Newbie

    Hello.

    I'm new, hope everyone is well.

    Um.. Yeah.

    May. x
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Newbie

    How dare you come in here using the date of birth of Pope Innocent XI as your Username.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • May16
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      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2006
      • 22

      #3
      Re: Newbie

      What??? No, my name is May and when i started using the internet i was 16, so it became my user name for forums.

      Geez!!! I didn't even know!!!!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Newbie

        Originally posted by May16 View Post
        What??? No, my name is May and when i started using the internet i was 16, so it became my user name for forums.

        Geez!!! I didn't even know!!!!
        That's what the Homers of the Cattylick church always say.

        Are you a spy?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • May16
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          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2006
          • 22

          #5
          Re: Newbie

          I beg your pardon? What the fruit are you on about.

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #6
            Re: Newbie

            Originally posted by Ms.May16 View Post
            I beg your pardon? What the fruit are you on about.
            i rebukes this post, cuz there be no froots alloweds in church an Miss.bootiful Talitha not no lezbean niether, so there!

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            • May16
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              • Oct 2006
              • 22

              #7
              Re: Newbie

              What?? All i did is say hi, and i'm already been harrased.

              I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.

              And i never said she was a lesbian!!! You guys seem to be obsessed with gays!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Newbie

                Originally posted by May16 View Post
                What?? All i did is say hi, and i'm already been harrased.

                I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.

                And i never said she was a lesbian!!! You guys seem to be obsessed with gays!
                You brought up the subject of fruits you Catlickin Homer!!

                Thank you for defending me Petal.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • May16
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 22

                  #9
                  Re: Newbie

                  Well... as far as i'm aware a fruit is a thing that grows on trees that you eat.

                  Obviously my mind isn't as dirty as yours.

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                  • Petal
                    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 991

                    #10
                    Re: Newbie

                    Originally posted by Ms.May16 View Post
                    I used fruit as a word to replace a swear word, retard.
                    Ms.May, i rather be a true christian™ tard than brainiac unsaved trash, cuz lord God gonna get you, it true


                    For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. <--- that be 1 corinthians 1:19
                    Originally posted by Miss.heterosexural Talitha View Post
                    Thank you for defending me Petal.
                    that ok, Miss.Talitha. i hope you not feelin all faint an stuff cuz i no you a delicate true christian™ flowers an Ms.May be usings them bad, bad words
                    Last edited by Petal; 10-18-2006, 08:38 PM. Reason: liddle tiny typo

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                    • May16
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Re: Newbie

                      I didn't use a bad word!!!!! I said FRUIT!! It's something you eat.

                      Yes, true christian™ tard seems to sum it up.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
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                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Newbie

                        Originally posted by May16 View Post
                        I didn't use a bad word!!!!! I said FRUIT!! It's something you eat.

                        Yes, true christian™ tard seems to sum it up.
                        Friend,
                        Why did you say fruit? Fruit like in poisoned fruit? Are you trying kill us? Homers will do that; poison people so they can fornicate with the corpse.

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                        • Hushed_Agony
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                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 105

                          #13
                          Re: Newbie

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Friend,
                          Why did you say fruit? Fruit like in poisoned fruit? Are you trying kill us? Homers will do that; poison people so they can fornicate with the corpse.
                          I agree Brother Bobby Joe, Mays one of those necrosomethingorothers. Bringin' in the ways of satan into this, God's favorite forum.

                          Hushed
                          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                          Pslams 51:7

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