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  • Jeffy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2011
    • 22

    #46
    Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

    Nevermind.

    I have been reading your threads and I found out that all of you people are really insane. I mean really, some of the stuff you believe astounds me. It never occurred to me how crazy people can be.. I mean being religion can be a good thing, but you all have taken it too far, its unimaginable how little you people feel towards one another. It sickens me that I ever started this thread or registered for this account, I regret it, sincerely regret it. You are all backwards thinkers, I am really skeptical now about the sane nature of the True Christian ™ mind. You are all blind to what religion tries to do in your life, instead, you twist it into something that benefits you when you hate, in a hateful community. I want no further conversation with any of you people, my life is fine as it is, and I can be what I want. Although my opinions about Christians have dropped in respect and tolerance considerably.

    I was less an Atheist yesterday than I am today. You all have made me realize who God really is, or what you perceive him to be. If God exists, he would look down upon you people.

    Goodbye forever, and good luck to your heavenly journey to the land of all those who hate. I wish to go to hell so I can converse with the sane people who tried to defend themselves against your Jim Jones CULT.

    Farewell, all.

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #47
      Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

      Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
      I have been reading your threads and I found out that all of you people are really insane.
      That is pretty funny coming from someone who has such high regard for religious tolerance...

      Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
      I want no further conversation with any of you people, my life is fine as it is, and I can be what I want.
      That's because you're beginning to doubt your convictions. We have planted the seeds of Christianity in you. It may take a while for them to flourish, but you have made a LOT of progress in a short time. In spite of some of your snide remarks, your true colors are beginning to show and you should be proud of yourself

      Don't reject the Christian that is hatching inside of you. Cherish it.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Jeffy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2011
        • 22

        #48
        Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

        Actually, I've reconsidered. I came here to learn about God, and I will. I think that there really is Christian growing inside of me, and I want to nurse it so Jesus can take over me. Thanks for all your help!! I can't wait to do God fearing Christian things like bible studying and attending a righteous cross burning ceremony. (Don't forget the flame proof suit!!!)

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #49
          Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

          Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
          ...a righteous cross burning ceremony. (Don't forget the flame proof suit!!!)
          Only silly atheists like me bother with protective gear. True Christians™ know God will protect them. If He doesn't, that means they didn't have enough faith (or God was just using them to make a point to someone else, so it's all good).

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #50
            Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

            Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
            Actually, I've reconsidered. I came here to learn about God, and I will. I think that there really is Christian growing inside of me, and I want to nurse it so Jesus can take over me. Thanks for all your help!! I can't wait to do God fearing Christian things like bible studying and attending a righteous cross burning ceremony. (Don't forget the flame proof suit!!!)
            Why would you burn a cross??? How disrespectful to our Lord and his sacrifice. (Look, nothing wrong with burning a cathylick mary statue or throwing a rosary into a microwave, of course, but why the blasphemy towards Jesus?)

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Jeffy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2011
              • 22

              #51
              Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

              You're right. Only a True Christian ™ would know that God is protecting them always. I must not yet be a True Christian ™, because I forgot that God isn't protecting me just yet. I must love him for at least 40 days and nights like Noah (right?) before he agrees to protect me from evil and harm. Thanks for the help and God Bless!!

              OH, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to blaspheme against Jesus. I just thought that the weekly cross burning was a God -fearing, loving spiritual event?!? Maybe I should just ask God next time if something is true before I post it. Sorry for the mix up.

              I'm sorry if I offended you, God.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #52
                Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

                Wow 'Jeffy', you really are going off the deep end. Mom and Dad went out and left you unsupervised again?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Jeffy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 22

                  #53
                  Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

                  Who said anything about the KKK? I received an infraction for nothing!!!

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                  • Ruth Elizabeth
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 50

                    #54
                    Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

                    Hello Jeffy,

                    As you will see, I am also new here. However, I think I do understand why you received an infraction. You mentioned burning crosses, and that is an activity associated with the KKK; a racist organisation. You are very young, so you probably meant no harm; think more carefully before you post.

                    Also, it is not wise to question the authority of the True Christian™ people here. Better to accept the infraction and learn from it.

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                    • Jeffy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 22

                      #55
                      Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

                      Yeah, I am still pretty young and naive to God... I will know better next time not to question God and God's mortal teachers of His law. After all, the Bible says to stray from false prophets, and I know that this forum contains none.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #56
                        Re: Hello, my name is ReyRik

                        Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
                        Yeah, I am still pretty young and naive to God... I will know better next time not to question God and God's mortal teachers of His law. After all, the Bible says to stray from false prophets, and I know that this forum contains none.
                        The Bible also commands you to obey anything a True Christian(tm) Pastor says.

                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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