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  • Penelope
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    • Feb 2011
    • 7

    #1

    Hello !

    Hello everyone. I am 18 years old and i live in Canada (not my fault). A friend of my father told him that he should check about this website and so did he. Then he told us and let me write some post so i could talk with true christians like us because there is no such a big community where we live.

    I hope you will accept me because i already love all of you !
    Jesus is my Best Friend for eternity !

    But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. -Matthew 4:4
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Hello !

    Do you have your husband's permission to post here?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Penelope
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      • Feb 2011
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello !

      Yes i do. I'm sorry, i forgot to mention it in my first post.
      Jesus is my Best Friend for eternity !

      But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. -Matthew 4:4

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193

        #4
        Re: Hello !

        Welcome youngster.



        Which part of Quebec are you from?
        (I can see Romance speech patterns in your grammar that's all!)

        Tell us a little more about yourself and what you want from Jesus.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: Hello !

          Welcome to our little band of True Christians(TM), I see that you live in Canada. Are you a injun or Eskimo? Why are you not married?

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          • Penelope
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            • Feb 2011
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello !

            You're right, i'm from Quebec. What do you mean by romance patterns ?

            And no, i'm not Injun or Eskimoe !
            Jesus is my Best Friend for eternity !

            But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. -Matthew 4:4

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            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Hello !

              Originally posted by Penelope View Post
              You're right, i'm from Quebec. What do you mean by romance patterns ?

              And no, i'm not Injun or Eskimoe !
              Romance Language (French, spanish, Sardinian, Friulian, Italian, Occitan, Catalan, Portuguese, Rhaeto-Romantsch, Romanian...) grammar structures.

              It's often possible to tell the native speech of someone by little things that seem translated from their own language.

              A German might write a little like Yoda, by putting a verb at the end of the phrase.
              A Spaniard will often say things like 'I like very much this place' instead of 'I like this place very much'.

              An Irishman will slur his words to reflect the way he speaks.
              A Canadian will put, 'Eh?' after everything.
              An Italian will write IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THATS DA WAY THEY A-TALK INNA REALLA LIFE, so to speak.

              I just thought you wrote a little bit Frenchly. Quite cute actually.

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: Hello !

                Originally posted by Penelope View Post
                You're right, i'm from Quebec. What do you mean by romance patterns ?

                And no, i'm not Injun or Eskimoe !
                You're signature contains scripture which does not match the KJV1611, please change it immediately from whatever false mockery of the LORD's Word you have used to the real text.

                How many times have you read the Bible? What is your fathers name? I spent some time in Quebec recently and I may have met him in one of the various Bible circles I attended.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Penelope
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                  • Feb 2011
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Hello !

                  I'm sorry about that WinnerNotSinner. I couldn't remember the exact words and I only had a translated version. Dad went to see our neighbors with the others.

                  My father name is Steven Richard. He is from America and moved here to teach us the God's way of living. And as I said, there is not a big community of christian people here because we live in the north of Quebec.

                  @Lost Sheep McUinnean, I didn't know about all that stuff !! And thank you i guess for thinking that my speaking is cute !
                  Jesus is my Best Friend for eternity !

                  But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. -Matthew 4:4

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                  • Jesus is Lord
                    Devout seeker of the Truth™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 639

                    #10
                    Re: Hello !

                    Originally posted by Penelope View Post
                    I'm sorry about that WinnerNotSinner. I couldn't remember the exact words and I only had a translated version. Dad went to see our neighbors with the others.
                    A good online Bible resource is http://www.biblegateway.com/, though be careful as the default version is the false Bible translation, the NIV. KJV is the only acceptable version as it is the only version directly inspired by God Himself.

                    Also, please use the "Quote" feature, it makes it a LOT easier to see who and what you're responding to.
                    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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