George says hi!!

[George50]

Hi there Christians!

I am one to I go to church sometimes and I am familiar with the bible

And, im also a big fan of Harry Potter. Sometimes when life seems dark, or when the priest is not too funny. I dream that I am with Ron, Harry and Hermione on a big adventure! Harry really is amazing

When i wake up, I realize that it was only a fantasy Thats the hard part. But sometimes I think, maybe it is real.. Maybe one day, Hagrid will knock on my door and say: Follow me! And maybe he gives me a broom, and I can go flying with Harry Potter. That would be the day!

You never know

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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[WinnerNotSinner]

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Hi George, welcome to GOD's favourite forum! Do you have your fathers permission to be here? Do you have an email address so I can check with him?

Why do you insist on reading harry potter? Instead of dreaming about spending time with Hermione, Ron or Harry, why not dream about the time you'll spend with Luke, John, Matthew and Mark in Heaven?

You see, sonny, harry potter is poisoning your mind, trying to drive you off the path of the LORD and into J.K Rowlings path to destruction. Lets have a look at some scripture:

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

Deuteronomy 18:10-11
There shall not be found among you anyone ....that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter or a witch, or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

If you want to be a Christian, you can NOT read harry potter, it is FORBIDDEN.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Hi there Christians!

I am one to I go to church sometimes and I am familiar with the bible

And, im also a big fan of Harry Potter. Sometimes when life seems dark, or when the priest is not too funny. I dream that I am with Ron, Harry and Hermione on a big adventure! Harry really is amazing

When i wake up, I realize that it was only a fantasy Thats the hard part. But sometimes I think, maybe it is real.. Maybe one day, Hagrid will knock on my door and say: Follow me! And maybe he gives me a broom, and I can go flying with Harry Potter. That would be the day!

You never know

Friend, you seem deeply troubled. Not only are these Harry Porter characters you mention not real, they are also satanic and quite anti-Christian. You need to get your wits about you and start believing that over 2000 years ago, the Son of God died temporarily to forgive your specific sins! These fairy tales you currently believe in will not only send you to hell for eternity, they could very well drive you insane!

The human mind can hold stand only so much cognitive dissonance before it unravels completely. I should know, I used to be gay! Glory!

[George50]

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Okey guys I dont really know why I like Harry Potter so much. I guess it is my imagination that plays my mind this trick. Im trying as hard as I can to focus on Jesus instead.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Hi there Christians!

I am one to I go to church sometimes and I am familiar with the bible

And, im also a big fan of Harry Potter. Sometimes when life seems dark, or when the priest is not too funny.

Friend, I have disappointing news for you. You are NOT a Christian, you are a papist witch. True Christians™ don't have priests, we have pastors, and we certainly aren't fans of Harry Potter!

But there is GOOD NEWS too! You can be saved from your Hell-bound deathstyle! Repent your sins and accept JESUS as your Lord and Savior and DENOUNCE the pope, Mary worship, and wizarding books!

[James Hutchins]

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Awww George, I thought maybe, just maybe, you were a good guy.

[True Disciple]

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Hi there Christians!

Hi there, hellbound sinner.

I dream that I am with Ron, Harry and Hermione on a big adventure! Harry really is amazing

I must urge you to leave it at that, friend. Homoerotic fantasies are considered unacceptable here at Landover.

Im trying as hard as I can to focus on Jesus instead.

That sounds better already. Now please follow the advice of Sister Mary and Professor Bessemer. They have been cured from catholicism and faggotry, so you can be cured as well!

Maybe these words of Our Lord Jesus can inspire you:

Matthew 19:12:
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: George says hi!!

Hi there Christians!

I am one to I go to church sometimes and I am familiar with the bible

And, im also a big fan of Harry Potter. Sometimes when life seems dark, or when the priest is not too funny. I dream that I am with Ron, Harry and Hermione on a big adventure! Harry really is amazing

When i wake up, I realize that it was only a fantasy Thats the hard part. But sometimes I think, maybe it is real.. Maybe one day, Hagrid will knock on my door and say: Follow me! And maybe he gives me a broom, and I can go flying with Harry Potter. That would be the day!

You never know

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

[George50]

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Hey guys, is it true that satan collaborated with the swedish "Markus Persson" in order to create the game "minecraft" ?

[James Hutchins]

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Hey guys, is it true that satan collaborated with the swedish "Markus Persson" in order to create the game "minecraft" ?

George, what do you care? You want to make a move on Harry Potter.

[George50]

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George, what do you care? You want to make a move on Harry Potter.

No I dont care about him anymore. I have started to focus more on Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

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No I dont care about him anymore. I have started to focus more on Jesus!

So today you are going to focus on God, good. What will you focus on tomorrow? Buzz Lightyear?