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  • peaceandlies
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 62
    #1

    A confession of truth

    Ok, I'm kind of bored with this. Goodbye, I'm a lesbian neopagan druid.

    I wish you all well, and I leave you with this very important and troubling question:

    If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
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    • Jet O'Niell
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 56
      #2
      Re: A confession of truth

      People, probably the homersexuals, atheists, joos and mooslims are petitioning to shut this site down Too bad, Almighty God, our Lord and Savior, will not let that happen. You, nonbeliever homersexual scum, should become a Christian and leave your homersexual ways and let Jesus into your life. And straight people come from the way God made us, homersexuals come from the way Satan made them, though the Lord can save them if they let them and they leave behind their satanic ways.
      1Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee: 2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
      3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed. Genesis 12:1-3

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: A confession of truth

          Originally posted by peaceandlies View Post
          Ok, I'm kind of bored with this. Goodbye, I'm a lesbian neopagan druid.

          I wish you all well, and I leave you with this very important and troubling question:

          If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
          Um, yeah. We already knew. You were trying to infiltrate this place.

          The Department of Faith knows more than you can imagine.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: A confession of truth

              OH! I sure didn't see that coming.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622
                  #5
                  Re: A confession of truth

                  I like how you tell us this, as if we didn't already know.


                  S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say
                  Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche
                  When she starts to cry, And you don't know why
                  It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: A confession of truth

                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079
                          #7
                          Re: A confession of truth

                          Originally posted by peaceandlies View Post
                          Ok, I'm kind of boring with this...
                          FTFY

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22379
                              #8
                              Re: A confession of truth

                              Originally posted by peaceandlies View Post
                              I'm a lesbian neopagan druid.


                              These democrats are getting worse and worse.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                • Idiocracy'sRevenge
                                  Unsaved trash
                                  Under Investigation
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 11
                                  #9
                                  Re: A confession of truth

                                  Why would anyone admit to being a homer? This would be like admitting you are a democrat. Thank you for making your first logical choice......leaving.
                                  Truth/Faith/Rapture

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