Hello!

[LittleMan420]

Hello all, my name is Frank. I was born and raised a Christian; my parents taught the laws He laid down and I have done my absolute best to adhere to them. I've spent the past couple weeks reading through this forum, and I have to say, I've never seen anything quite like it. It's perfect. Thank you to whoever created this haven, safe from the Jews and fags and whatnot.

I've been married for eight years to a beautiful wife with whom I beat vigorously whenever she leaves the kitchen. We've had two children, twins--one male, one female--and for the past couple years we've been taking them to Bible Camp.

I have to ask, though, do you guys have anything against midgets? I was born with stubby legs and a malformed torso, and my children came out the same way.

[Ruth Elizabeth]

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Hello all, my name is Frank. I was born and raised a Christian; my parents taught the laws He laid down and I have done my absolute best to adhere to them. I've spent the past couple weeks reading through this forum, and I have to say, I've never seen anything quite like it. It's perfect. Thank you to whoever created this haven, safe from the Jews and fags and whatnot.

I've been married for eight years to a beautiful wife with whom I beat vigorously whenever she leaves the kitchen. We've had two children, twins--one male, one female--and for the past couple years we've been taking them to Bible Camp.

I have to ask, though, do you guys have anything against midgets? I was born with stubby legs and a malformed torso, and my children came out the same way.

Your physical deformities would seem to preclude you from the congregation. One of the pastors will be able to explain it better than I can.

17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Leviticul 21:17-20.

Why do you say you beat your wife whenever she leaves the kitchen? How is she to do the rest of her household duties; the laundry, cleaning, ironing?

What is your favourite Bible verse, and why is it important to you?

[LittleMan420]

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Your physical deformities would seem to preclude you from the congregation. One of the pastors will be able to explain it better than I can.

17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Leviticul 21:17-20.

Why do you say you beat your wife whenever she leaves the kitchen? How is she to do the rest of her household duties; the laundry, cleaning, ironing?

What is your favourite Bible verse, and why is it important to you?

The clothes washer and dryer are in the kitchen, as well as an ironing board and a bed. I find it convenient for her, though the main reason for it is because we live in a small apartment. (I'm going through some financial trouble at the moment.)

My favorite passage? John 6:62.
What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before?
It gives me hope.

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

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do you guys have anything against midgets?

They say God does. Apparently God hates cripples of all kind.
You are f****d!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Midgets are indeed cursed by God, but if you truly repent of your sins and ask Jesus in your heart, it is possible to be healed from your affliction. One of the most amazing stories that ever happened during my tent revivals was when I laid my hands on a 3 foot midget and implored God to do everything He could to heal this poor man, and wouldn't you know it, the little guy started growing before our very eyes and within minutes he was as tall as me.

Never doubt the power of God!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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...the little guy started growing before our very eyes and within minutes he was as tall as me...

Praise God! Truly the laying on of hands can cause miraculous growth of body parts! I can think of several members of my boy's youth ministry who would benefit from Reverend Osborne's God given touch! Several of the boys are afflicted with stubby digits.

What sort of toil do you do for Christ, LittleMan420? When it comes to pie, which kind does your wife make best? You said you are having money troubles. Have you taken to living near any nigras or immigrant types?

Doused In His Holy Sanguine Fluid Of Salvation,
Harry Lester