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Greetings to my friends who shall accompany me to heaven if I prove myself a worthy lady,
My name is Faith Mary Rose Palinbush. I am aged 36, and married to Ezekiel Palinbush, aged 46. Like all women who are not damned for all eternity, I am a housewife. As for my attire, I wear skirts below the knee in mute tones, and a modest shirt with a cardigan. I still wear the cardigan in the summertime, even when it is greater than 90 degrees. Jesus Himself said that we should offer up our sufferings. I am suffering in the heat for the sake of my pure Christian womanhood.
I have been blessed with 10 beautiful children. Each night I pray that I may conceive and bear more children, for it is the right thing to do.
My children are as follows:
Temperance Rose Palinbush, age 15
Ezekiel Palinbush Junior, age 13
Solomon Redemption Palinbush, age 12
Jeremiah Godlove Palinbush, age 11
Patience Bounty Palinbush, age 9
Faith Love Palinbush, age 9 (twin sister to Patience)
Jebidiah Girshem Palinbush, age 8
Zacharius Job Palinbush, age 6
Chastity True Palinbush, age 4
Prudence Flower Palinbush, age 3
Keeping house is the purest form of work I can do. My husband, however, allows me this time on the computer (a PC of course, not the heathen homosexual Macintosh) to evangelise for the Christian faith.
My name is Faith Mary Rose Palinbush. I am aged 36, and married to Ezekiel Palinbush, aged 46. Like all women who are not damned for all eternity, I am a housewife. As for my attire, I wear skirts below the knee in mute tones, and a modest shirt with a cardigan. I still wear the cardigan in the summertime, even when it is greater than 90 degrees. Jesus Himself said that we should offer up our sufferings. I am suffering in the heat for the sake of my pure Christian womanhood.
I have been blessed with 10 beautiful children. Each night I pray that I may conceive and bear more children, for it is the right thing to do.
My children are as follows:
Temperance Rose Palinbush, age 15
Ezekiel Palinbush Junior, age 13
Solomon Redemption Palinbush, age 12
Jeremiah Godlove Palinbush, age 11
Patience Bounty Palinbush, age 9
Faith Love Palinbush, age 9 (twin sister to Patience)
Jebidiah Girshem Palinbush, age 8
Zacharius Job Palinbush, age 6
Chastity True Palinbush, age 4
Prudence Flower Palinbush, age 3
Keeping house is the purest form of work I can do. My husband, however, allows me this time on the computer (a PC of course, not the heathen homosexual Macintosh) to evangelise for the Christian faith.
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