[Philemon]

Re: world record

Philemon, I can assure you that Lost Sheep McUinnean speaks sarcasm

me too

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: world record

Philemon, I can assure you that Lost Sheep McUinnean speaks sarcasm

How can you assure him of that? What sarcasm? Just when I was beginning to like you and think you had potential you insult me, nay verbally keelhaul my soul with this nancy-boy-head-slap?

Never mind. I thank you for your libelous persecution.
I'm disappointed though.

and if he so desires he will verbally flay you with your own words (and some you will never even be able to comprehend).

That bit's true.

Tread softly, and conduct yourself respectfully. Know your place, both in the world in general and in Landover specifically.

Wise advice for the Low Franconian there at least. You may not be a lost cause after all.