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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #16
    Re: I joined this place... I guess.

    Originally posted by God is my Homey View Post
    tell people they're going to burn in a firey lake because they ate one too many calories.
    Ahhh, I think I see the issue...are you a "roomy" person with no self-control?

    "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags. (Proverbs 23:21)

    People will find any old excuse to deny the Bible. Instead of eating and drinking yourself into oblivion, drink in the good word of Christ!



    YiC,

    The Vicar
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    • God is my Homey
      Unsaved trash, suspected pie-thief
      • Feb 2011
      • 11

      #17
      Re: I joined this place... I guess.

      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      Well, fortunately for me I have two sons and not worthless daughters. I'm not sure what a daughter goes for these days. I guess it depends on their pie baking skills, cleaning and things women do.

      What does any of that have to do with saving your soul?
      Nothing it just goes to prove my point this isn't a family oriented place.

      You know what is family fun? Barack Obama. Did you know he wants to lower the price of a full four years at college to only $10,000? That's a friggin' steal for four years of higher learning!

      That Barack guy must be loved by both God and Jesus for trying to get young men and women educated so they have something to fall back on once the Church they're preaching at is bulldozed over to make another school. God and Jesus are pretty cool guys, after all they made Barack Obama, ME, The Rock and the Green Bay Packers.
      God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: I joined this place... I guess.

        Originally posted by God is my Homey View Post
        Well I could name every last one of them if you really want me to name the ones you twist, that's easy.
        Then do so.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • God is my Homey
          Unsaved trash, suspected pie-thief
          • Feb 2011
          • 11

          #19
          Re: I joined this place... I guess.

          Originally posted by The Vicar View Post
          Ahhh, I think I see the issue...are you a "roomy" person with no self-control?

          "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags. (Proverbs 23:21)

          People will find any old excuse to deny the Bible. Instead of eating and drinking yourself into oblivion, drink in the good word of Christ!



          YiC,

          The Vicar
          Originally posted by Some other shmuck who thinks he's better than the Black People
          Sir, you sound like a massive tool and not a tool of God. A tool of those guys who make those awful after school special cartoons for little kids. Seriously, what in the hell is up with Full House? That show was awful.
          That's not much of an introduction, son. Tell us about how you came to wallow in depravity and how we can help you find your way to Salvation™. If you need to take some time to let the narcotics clear out of your system before making a coherent post, then do so.
          That's not much of an introduction, son. Tell us about how you came to wallow in depravity and how we can help you find your way to Salvation™. If you need to take some time to let the narcotics clear out of your system before making a coherent post, then do so.
          Well, if you want to know... I saw this site. I was so overwhelmed by this many people sharing my daughter-selling beliefs that I had to turn to Atheism because it was too much, BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE AGAIN, MASSAH. I WANT TO BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CHRIST!

          OH YEAH, AMEN!
          God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

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          • FakeChristianSlayer
            Unsaved trash
            • Feb 2011
            • 11

            #20
            Re: I joined this place... I guess.

            Matthew 7:1 says "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

            Why do you mindlessly bash this person and be religiously intolerant towards him.

            Matthew 5:43-45 says “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven."

            If this man or woman is your enemy, then show the love of Christ, not the hate of Satan.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #21
              Re: I joined this place... I guess.

              Originally posted by God is my Homey View Post
              Nothing it just goes to prove my point this isn't a family oriented place.

              You know what is family fun? Barack Obama. Did you know he wants to lower the price of a full four years at college to only $10,000? That's a friggin' steal for four years of higher learning!

              That Barack guy must be loved by both God and Jesus for trying to get young men and women educated so they have something to fall back on once the Church they're preaching at is bulldozed over to make another school. God and Jesus are pretty cool guys, after all they made Barack Obama, ME, The Rock and the Green Bay Packers.
              Well, of course the only theing he does is a steal. Who do you think is going to pay the difference? People who actually work. Them and your children. Are you happy burdening them with debt you are too lazy to pay for yourself? I worked my way through college and paid for it as I went. You just want to free load on others hard work. People like you make me sick!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • God is my Homey
                Unsaved trash, suspected pie-thief
                • Feb 2011
                • 11

                #22
                Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Well, of course the only theing he does is a steal. Who do you think is going to pay the difference? People who actually work. Them and your children. Are you happy burdening them with debt you are too lazy to pay for yourself? I worked my way through college and paid for it as I went. You just want to free load on others hard work. People like you make me sick!
                Sir, do you not like the fact that I am a white-afro-american? Shame on you for being racially intolerant of my kind. God would not want you to sit here and bash my beliefs, he would want you to try and convert me to your beliefs reasonably.

                Not by quoting his word, BUT BY USING YOUR OWN WORDS! I'm sorry that I don't have children but that's how life is, SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM!

                SOMETIMES... YOU LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO DO SO AFTER SERVING IN A WAR!

                But you wouldn't know that, would you? While fighting in the war on terror, what you did was sit on a message board and judge people, like you are now. God would not want that.
                God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                  Originally posted by God is my Homey View Post
                  Sir, do you not like the fact that I am a white-afro-american? Shame on you for being racially intolerant of my kind. God would not want you to sit here and bash my beliefs, he would want you to try and convert me to your beliefs reasonably.

                  Not by quoting his word, BUT BY USING YOUR OWN WORDS! I'm sorry that I don't have children but that's how life is, SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM!

                  SOMETIMES... YOU LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO DO SO AFTER SERVING IN A WAR!

                  But you wouldn't know that, would you? While fighting in the war on terror, what you did was sit on a message board and judge people, like you are now. God would not want that.
                  I see, I am racially intolerant? Please, do show me where I made a single racial comment to you? Now, you may of (and probably did) imagine it due to a burning sensation of guilt.
                  You are the one who talks of cheap education, not caring who is going to pay the bill. Freeloading lay about. If you can type on the internet, you can work.

                  I was in Nam, you probably were not born yet. I lost both legs up to my hips in a land mine blast protecting some little gook kids. So do not give me any crap about Desert Storm. That was summer camp compared to the 'Nam. I worked my tail off, way before there were equal rights for the handicapped. I had to drag my chair up the stairs to my office every single day for 20 years. So do not tell us about the 'poor me', I will not put up with it.
                  You lazy, spoiled punks really upset me. Fortunately, I have Jesus by my side to comfort me.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Jedediah
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Fisher of Men
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 6824

                    #24
                    Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                    Originally posted by FakeChristianSlayer View Post
                    Matthew 7:1 says "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

                    Why do you mindlessly bash this person and be religiously intolerant towards him.
                    Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
                    The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


                    Matthew 5:43-45 says “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven."

                    If this man or woman is your enemy, then show the love of Christ, not the hate of Satan.
                    If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian(tm). It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

                    Hebrews 12:5-8
                    And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                    For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                    If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                    But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                    • FakeChristianSlayer
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 11

                      #25
                      Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                      Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
                      The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


                      If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

                      Hebrews 12:5-8
                      And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                      For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                      If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                      But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
                      Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

                      Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                        Originally posted by FakeChristianSlayer View Post
                        Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

                        Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.
                        Well, you certainly are living up to the first part of your screen name/ Everyone knows the KJV is the one True Bible. Gods intention was us to follow it verbatim, not cherry pick it like you false fluffy bunny fake Christians do.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • felicitysparrow
                          Unsaved trash, feminazi scot
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 23

                          #27
                          Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Everyone knows the KJV is the one True Bible.
                          Now here's an interesting point. Is the KJV Bible the one true Bible? After all, surely the Ancient Greek and Hebrew scripts would give us a clearer interpretation as those of course would have been the ones read by the very first Christians.
                          And of course there's the fact that King James was not exactly the most morally sound person in all of Christiandom and the politics around it were all a little messy
                          "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer."
                          Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #28
                            Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                            Originally posted by FakeChristianSlayer View Post
                            Originally Posted by Jedediah
                            Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
                            The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


                            If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

                            Hebrews 12:5-8
                            And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                            For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                            If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                            But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
                            Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

                            Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.
                            Tell us everything you know about ancient Hebrew and Greek. No doubt you can probably fit it all between the following quotation marks --"".

                            In the meantime you can search for my post on the interpretation of the Hebrew, Greek and Latin. I repeated it for Unsaved Trash like you only a few days ago.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • God is my Homey
                              Unsaved trash, suspected pie-thief
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 11

                              #29
                              Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I see, I am racially intolerant? Please, do show me where I made a single racial comment to you? Now, you may of (and probably did) imagine it due to a burning sensation of guilt.
                              You are the one who talks of cheap education, not caring who is going to pay the bill. Freeloading lay about. If you can type on the internet, you can work.

                              I was in Nam, you probably were not born yet. I lost both legs up to my hips in a land mine blast protecting some little gook kids. So do not give me any crap about Desert Storm. That was summer camp compared to the 'Nam. I worked my tail off, way before there were equal rights for the handicapped. I had to drag my chair up the stairs to my office every single day for 20 years. So do not tell us about the 'poor me', I will not put up with it.
                              You lazy, spoiled punks really upset me. Fortunately, I have Jesus by my side to comfort me.
                              Sir, you had offended me by using that racist smily depicting the afro-american man eating a watermelon in an over exaggerated manner. Now I understand that you feel the need to try and act like you were actually in a war because no man who was actually in a war would be proud of it nor would he show it off like it somehow made him better.

                              So good sir, you owe me an apology if for nothing, at least gimmick infringement.
                              God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: I joined this place... I guess.

                                Originally posted by God is my Homey View Post
                                Sir, you had offended me by using that racist smily depicting the afro-american man eating a watermelon in an over exaggerated manner. Now I understand that you feel the need to try and act like you were actually in a war because no man who was actually in a war would be proud of it nor would he show it off like it somehow made him better.

                                So good sir, you owe me an apology if for nothing, at least gimmick infringement.
                                What are you yammering on about boy? Are you one of those pie-stealing nigras?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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