MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

[felicitysparrow]

Hey there! Welcome to the Landover Baptist Church forums!
I'm Felicity and I won't be staying long but I'm here to give you some much needed information before you continue.

Most of this will almost certianly fall on deaf ears, but I shall try my best. The first thing I want to say that if you want a Christian forum that will help you to grow in your faith, the you're looking in the wrong place, the banner at the top of this page: 'unsaved unwelcome' will tell you this much.

You see, what you are looking at here is the very epitomy of false prophets; using the name of God to further a hateful agenda. In the last 48 hours on this site I have discovered levels of violent ingnorance and hate that I hoped never to see masquerading as a religion of love. Of course there is no changing the minds of any of you posters, as I am only one person who you have already formed a ludicrous opinion of.

But nevertheless, I shall leave you with my own opinion after having listened to yours, what you try to teach here, this is not God's love... castration of homosexuals, beating of women, hatred towards other religions... I am thankful that I live in a community where this bizzare intolerence is absent.

So I think that I have rather outstayed my welcome here, so I'll be off now, but remember...
Christian, non Christian, however you've made your way to this site, just leave now. It's not worth your bother, and will only leave you with a bitter taste in your mouth.

And so boys and girls, this is the much hated, evolutionist, femininazi, scottish witch, but most importantly Child of God, MISS SPARROW, signing off.
Goodnight!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

It is with some regret that I edited the size of your font and read your false warning.

Miss, it is true that you were never a Christian and certainly not a True Christian™. It is even truer that you are a woman who has little intellect in things spiritual. I doubt that you are a True Scotswoman for a True Scotswoman would never write such a thing.

Every believer is sealed with the Holy Spirit and that same Holy Spirit is the anointing that lives in us. So every believer is "anointed" with the Holy Spirit.

The Bible: The believer is born of God (God is the source of our regeneration)

1Jo:5:1: Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him. As soon as one believes the Bible says we have God the Spirit dwelling inside.

The believer is indwelt by God when they believe (Holy Spirit)- 1Jo:4:15: Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God.
1Jo:4:16: And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.

Eph:1:13: In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise,

Eph:4:3: Endeavouring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace. 2Co:1:21: Now he which stablisheth us with you in Christ, and hath anointed us, is God;
2Co:1:22: Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.

1Jo:2:26: These things have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you.
1Jo:2:27: But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.

Christians must be taught to believe for without that how can there be the indwelling of the Holy Spirit? The disciples in the upper room on the day of Pentecost had been taught about receiving the Holy Spirit by the Master. And you too need to listen.

Repent and Listen to God's Word that His Truth might be revealed unto you!

[Cursed]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

Why does it hate the Word of God so much?

If it would only read the Bible, it would see Landover Baptists follow Jesus, and it does not.

Why won't it read?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

Most of this will almost certianly (sic) fall on deaf ears, but I shall try my best.

Even someone as breathtakingly slow-witted as you can appreciate the irony of that statement.

And so boys and girls, this is the much hated, evolutionist, femininazi, scottish (sic) witch, but most importantly Child of God, MISS SPARROW, signing off. Goodnight!

Please don't be so self-absorbed as to think that anyone here hates you. If anything, pity is the emotion that comes to mind.

YiC,

The Vicar

[FalseChristianCake]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

We don't hate you we pity your stupidity... Open your eyes to Jesus and the lord ignorant scum..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

We don't hate you we pity your stupidity... Open your eyes to Jesus and the lord ignorant scum..

Who is this "we" you refer to?

And who is "lord ignorant scum?" Is that your false god?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: MISS SPARROW'S MESSAGE TO ALL NEWCOMERS (And oldcomers too!)

We don't hate you we pity your stupidity... Open your eyes to Jesus and the lord ignorant scum..

Try reading the Bible to learn who Jesus is, rather than listening to some false Christian who just wants you to hear happy lies, so you will come back to church next week and throw more dollars in the plate.