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  • #1

    Hi :)

    Hi everyone My name is Daeny, I attend Grace Covenant Church, my favorite bible verse is John 11:35 "Jesus wept". I hope to have fun on this forum with you all!
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  • #2
    Re: Hi

    Oh, and some more details: I was born and baptized as a Methodist when I was a baby, but I was baptized again when I was 17, it was a personal choice I made after much consideration. I go to church twice a week, once on Wednesday to attend the youth portion, and of course on Sunday when I go to Sunday classes.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      How many sons do you have?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        None as I am only 19 and unmarried.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Daenerys View Post
          None as I am only 19 and unmarried.
          Already 19 and no sons? What are you waiting for? Has your face mangled in an accident and no girl will touch you?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Daenerys View Post
            Hi everyone My name is Daeny, I attend Grace Covenant Church, my favorite bible verse is John 11:35 "Jesus wept". I hope to have fun on this forum with you all!
            Hello Daeny!

            Wait a minute...Daeny? Is that some kind of science fiction fantasy name, or is it simply an innocent misspelling of Danny/Daniel?

            At any rate, what is it about "Jesus wept" that you like so much? The thought of Jesus crying makes me a little angry. Then I remember that He raises Lazarus from the dead shortly after that (Lazarus had been dead for FOUR DAYS!!!).

            PRAISE!!!

            YiC,

            The Vicar
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            • #7
              Re: Hi

              Daeny, welcome to the most Godly forums this side of everywhere! So what great state are you from? What sort of labor do you work at for Jesus each day? Your name sounds almost like a good Christian name (Daniel), but it has the breath of femininity to it. Are you a woman, a he-she queer, a regular queer, or just a foreigner whose parents hate God?

              I'm sure Baby Jesus has led you here for a reason. Praise Him!

              Washed in The Blood Of Christ Jesus Almighty The Savior,
              Harry Lester
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • #8
                Re: Hi

                Well as it happens I am female and I have not had any sons as I am in school and I want to have a steady job and income before I take on a big responsibility such as raising a child. And actually my real name is Danielle, the feminine form of Daniel. Daenerys/Daeny is just a forum name I regularly use as I don't always feel comfortable giving out my real name to strangers. My parents are Americans, thanks.

                I like the verse "Jesus wept" because it shows just how much compassion Jesus has for his people.

                As for what labor I do...not exactly sure what you mean by that. I attend school.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Well Danielle, we will not tell anyone your real name. You can always trust a True Christian(tm).
                  Instead of trying to work (you know you will fail at it) you should be spending your time trying to get a husband. You are not getting younger and your looks are fleeting as are your childbearing years.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi

                    I have a fiance as a matter of fact. And I am currently holding a job and doing quite well, thank you.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Daenerys View Post
                      I have a fiance as a matter of fact. And I am currently holding a job and doing quite well, thank you.
                      So then you're a witch, right?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi

                        No, I just do not think so little of myself or believe that God would create women just to be slaves to men. Plus there is the fact that there are many, many successful women out there that completely disprove that women can't hold jobs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Daenerys View Post
                          No, I just do not think so little of myself or believe that God would create women just to be slaves to men. Plus there is the fact that there are many, many successful women out there that completely disprove that women can't hold jobs.
                          Is that your boyfriend standing next to you in the photo?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi

                            No that is a horse, my good sir. Perhaps you should get your eyes checked? Your vision must be pretty bad if you can't tell a horse from a man.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by Daenerys View Post
                              No that is a horse, my good sir. Perhaps you should get your eyes checked? Your vision must be pretty bad if you can't tell a horse from a man.
                              I have a feeling the fact that that is a horse in that photo was not lost on Pastor Ezekiel.

                              It's a male horse at least, right? Actually.... nevermind. I don't particularly want to hear the answer to that question.
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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