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  • #31
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Absurdist View Post
    No, of course not, True Disciple.
    I was just using that example to show that, in my opinion, the world could have been created for any number of reasons and that I don't know which reason is the real one.

    I'll try to be clearer, but it was almost midnight when I wrote that and I was falling asleep. Sorry.
    Well, that may be your opinion, but the Bible shows us God's opinion. Who do you think knows it better, you or God?
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #32
      Re: Introduction

      Welcome Scott, hopefully your stay will change your point of view somehow. It changed mine.

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      • #33
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Absurdist View Post
        I don't understand your premise here. If one cannot know X, they by definition do not know X and are thus ignorant of X.
        That's witchcraft right there, so I am sending a very powerful prayer against witchcraft out at you right now n Christ's name. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

        Father,
        In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

        Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

        In Jesus name I pray..
        Amen
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          That's witchcraft right there, so I am sending a very powerful prayer against witchcraft out at you right now n Christ's name. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.
          Ah, you figured me out. That counter-curse you sent was pretty powerful!
          If I hadn't set up an Infinite Circle of Impasse around myself, with the help of two other warlocks, you could have seriously hurt me.
          If only you could use your powers for good instead of evil you could be a powerful wizard, Ezekiel.
          Since no harm was done, I see no need to retaliate. A magic battle across such huge distances would only be a waste of energy.
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

          "It's turtles all the way down!"

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          • #35
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Absurdist View Post
            ***wizarding nonsense removed*** If only you could use your powers for good instead of evil you could be a powerful wizard, Ezekiel.***wizarding nonsense removed***
            Why would Brother Ezekiel want to be a powerful wizard (sic) when he is already guaranteed Eternal Life™?



            As for the rest of your wizarding nonsense: J.K. Rowling should be burned at the stake for bringing all of this satanic wizardry nonsense back into vogue. I suppose being on welfare all those years made it easy for the devil to get his hooks into her.

            Ask yourself: would you rather read a bunch of books with made-up characters with non-existent powers, or would you rather read The Word of God© ?

            I think the answer should be obvious.

            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #36
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Ask yourself: would you rather read a bunch of books with made-up characters with non-existent powers, or would you rather read The Word of God© ?
              I don't read either.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

              "It's turtles all the way down!"

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              • #37
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Absurdist View Post
                I don't read either.
                You're stating the obvious.

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