Hi from sinful England!

[Jack O'fagan]

Hi, I am Jack O'fagan and I need help! I'm surrounded by stupid atheists, heretics and whores over here.

I go to the Banger-Harden Missionary Church and I found Jesus when I realised that I had been lied to by science. I parked my car one night and left the hand brake off, when I woke up the car was still there. I realised then that if the world was round it would have rolled away and been at the south pole. Now the Bible teaches me everything I need to know.

My favourite verse is Leviticus 19:19 "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee". Before I saw the light my underpants were a cotton/polyester mix. I now wear my wife's pure silk panties and am much happier.

God is Love

Jack

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

Hi, I am Jack O'fagan and I need help! I'm surrounded by stupid atheists, heretics and whores over here.

I go to the Banger-Harden Missionary Church and I found Jesus when I realised that I had been lied to by science. I parked my car one night and left the hand brake off, when I woke up the car was still there. I realised then that if the world was round it would have rolled away and been at the south pole. Now the Bible teaches me everything I need to know.

My favourite verse is Leviticus 19:19 "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee". Before I saw the light my underpants were a cotton/polyester mix. I now wear my wife's pure silk panties and am much happier.

God is Love

Jack

Jack - this isn't the forum for you. You might want to try i'mgayandwanttogotohell.com

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

Hi, I am Jack O'fagan and I need help! I'm surrounded by stupid atheists, heretics and whores over here.

I go to the Banger-Harden Missionary Church and I found Jesus when I realised that I had been lied to by science. I parked my car one night and left the hand brake off, when I woke up the car was still there. I realised then that if the world was round it would have rolled away and been at the south pole. Now the Bible teaches me everything I need to know.

My favourite verse is Leviticus 19:19 "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee". Before I saw the light my underpants were a cotton/polyester mix. I now wear my wife's pure silk panties and am much happier.

God is Love

Jack

Hi Jack!

I have some bad news for you:

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." (Deuteronomy 22:5)

Plus I think that silk comes from godless slants.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Grace K]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

Hi, I am Jack O'fagan and I need help! I'm surrounded by stupid atheists, heretics and whores over here.

I go to the Banger-Harden Missionary Church and I found Jesus when I realised that I had been lied to by science. I parked my car one night and left the hand brake off, when I woke up the car was still there. I realised then that if the world was round it would have rolled away and been at the south pole. Now the Bible teaches me everything I need to know.

My favourite verse is Leviticus 19:19 "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee". Before I saw the light my underpants were a cotton/polyester mix. I now wear my wife's pure silk panties and am much happier.

God is Love

Jack

Oh my!! I hope you have fun with your own kind...

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

Thank you for pointing out the error of my ways. I have taken them off and they are burning in my furnace. They are burning like I would have burned if you had not saved me. The panties only burned for moment, I would have burned for eternity under God's infinite mercy. Praise be


But I need help. My 19 year old daughter has brought home a friend who is lesbian. Satan has disguised her as a normal person as she pretends to be nice and kind.

Leviticus 18:22 says men fags are detestible. Obviously God wants her stoned but I cant find the right scripture that applies to girls. Surely it wouldnt be moral to leave her unstoned. We have the Church of England here who would let her live a happy life. Please help me stop this from happening.

Jack

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

But I need help. My 19 year old daughter has brought home a friend who is lesbian. Satan has disguised her as a normal person as she pretends to be nice and kind.

Your own fault. 19 years with a last name like that and you wonder why she's gay? You should have changed your last name.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from sinful England!

Hi Jack!
...........
Plus I think that silk comes from godless slants.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Silk is spider poop.

Only Homers like to cover themselves in poop.