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  • Joenat456
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    • Feb 2011
    • 3
    #1

    Introduction

    Hello, I am new here and am looking to express my love of Jesus. I was sent to university by my parents against my will. I want to be over in iraqistan fighting the sand nigras. Anyway, my favorite Bible verse is 1 John 3:16. It just touches me. If you have any other questions, I would be glad to answer them. Feel free to instant message me.

    Sincerely,
    Joseph
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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445
      #2
      Re: Introduction

      Welcome, Joseph!

      It's always great to see young men turning their lives over to Christ. What church do you currently attend?
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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        • PersonaOfChrist
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2011
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Introduction

          Hello Joe. How goes it? What is your favorite gun?

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            • Joenat456
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              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2011
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              Welcome, Joseph!

              It's always great to see young men turning their lives over to Christ. What church do you currently attend?
              I have been actively looking for a church since I moved to Columbus, but have yet to find anything that I can attend. I have no method of transportation, but I have been studying my KJV1611 on my own. Do you have any suggestions of churches I can attend in the area?

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445
                  #5
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Joenat456 View Post
                  I have been actively looking for a church since I moved to Columbus, but have yet to find anything that I can attend. I have no method of transportation, but I have been studying my KJV1611 on my own. Do you have any suggestions of churches I can attend in the area?
                  I'm sorry, I'm not familiar in Columbus. I say, just try out a few Baptist churches until you find one where people believe and practice the entire Bible, like we do here at Landover.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                    • landoverlover
                      Also loves Jesus and America
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 828
                      #6
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Joenat456 View Post
                      Hello, I am new here and am looking to express my love of Jesus. I was sent to university by my parents against my will. I want to be over in iraqistan fighting the sand nigras. Anyway, my favorite Bible verse is 1 John 3:16. It just touches me. If you have any other questions, I would be glad to answer them. Feel free to instant message me.

                      Sincerely,
                      Joseph
                      Hey, are you the guy who waves that John 3:16 sign around at football games?
                      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                      King James Bible v1611

                      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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