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  • CaveManJoke
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 62
    #1

    There is no such thing as cave-men! Go away!

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    I just came across this article in Today's Christian Woman (I just read it for the pictures). It's good, though far too much reading for a woman of average intelligence, so I've edited it down. It's probably still too much for our female readers, so I have a short summary at the end.
    Grog Like man with no hair, he have small penis, so he have no hair! Ah, Grog now remeber why he write. Grog has sister. Sister is very smart. Sister can read much, sister is not in man, sister have not penis. Sister can read better then Grog. Grog sister Grog thinks may be smarter then Jeb. Grog think Jeb skim paper. Grog think Jeb not read good and not whole story. Grog smash jeb with mental club.
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

      Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
      Grog Like man with no hair, he have small penis, so he have no hair! Ah, Grog now remeber why he write. Grog has sister. Sister is very smart. Sister can read much, sister is not in man, sister have not penis. Sister can read better then Grog. Grog sister Grog thinks may be smarter then Jeb. Grog think Jeb skim paper. Grog think Jeb not read good and not whole story. Grog smash jeb with mental club.
      You've earned yourself warning points for

      a) Threating a good Christian.

      b) Attacking the American-English Language.

      c) Bring a mythological creature into this Godly forum.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • CaveManJoke
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 62
          #3
          Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

          A)- A mental thought is not a threat. Seriously. Esspecially when read in the context.

          - Your right, English was invented in American, who knows what those silly gooses in England are speaking.

          C)- Hm, surely this isn't mythological. http://archaeoblog.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html
          I know it's alot too read, even for those pracious women, who apparently cannot read.
          "It's good, though far too much reading for a woman of average intelligence, so I've edited it down. It's probably still too much for our female readers, so I have a short summary at the end."

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

              Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post

              C)- Hm, surely this isn't mythological. http://archaeoblog.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html
              I know it's alot too read, even for those pracious women, who apparently cannot read.
              Yeah, like we're going to trust something written by an archaeologist. What's your next source going to be, Al-Jazeera or Pravda?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • CaveManJoke
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 62
                  #5
                  Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

                  You'd be wrong there pard. I'd sooner trust the Book Of Mormon then you.

                  Still looking like the English Language belongs to America?

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

                      Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                      A)- A mental thought is not a threat. Seriously. Esspecially when read in the context.
                      Jesus teaches us thoughts do count. As the very lest you are wishing ill of others.

                      Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                      - Your right, English was invented in American, who knows what those silly gooses in England are speaking.
                      No American-English was inspired by Jesus. No man invented it.

                      Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                      C)- Hm, surely this isn't mythological. http://archaeoblog.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html
                      I know it's alot too read, even for those pracious women, who apparently cannot read.
                      "It's good, though far too much reading for a woman of average intelligence, so I've edited it down. It's probably still too much for our female readers, so I have a short summary at the end."
                      As the wise Brother Temperance pointed out that is a Darwinist website. What’s next? You are going to claim the earth revolves around the Sun? Grasshoppers have six legs? Whales are mammals?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • CaveManJoke
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 62
                          #7
                          Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          J You are going to claim the earth revolves around the Sun? Grasshoppers have six legs? Whales are mammals?
                          Please Mr. Sun God, let that be sarcasm.

                          Damned, this is getting to the point of downright comedy.

                          American-English. I have a question for you. How far did you make it in highschool before you decided the teacher's crazy 'English' beliefs were too much to handle and you opted out?
                          'American-English' is not the invention of Jesus, its the invention of lazy Americans who refuse to learn proper English. But if you insist on calling 'American English' the work of Jesus, you'd be admitting that you, like the rest of American, myself included are guilty of being lazy,managling the true English language from it's initial roots.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

                              Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                              Please Mr. Sun God, let that be sarcasm.

                              Damned, this is getting to the point of downright comedy.

                              American-English. I have a question for you. How far did you make it in highschool before you decided the teacher's crazy 'English' beliefs were too much to handle and you opted out?
                              'American-English' is not the invention of Jesus, its the invention of lazy Americans who refuse to learn proper English. But if you insist on calling 'American English' the work of Jesus, you'd be admitting that you, like the rest of American, myself included are guilty of being lazy,managling the true English language from it's initial roots.
                              Listen troll; God has chosen America as His favorite country. Just look at the world today. Has God blessed England at all? Obviously not. God has richly rewarded America for its faith and devotion to Him.


                              2 Samuel 22:21
                              The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                              2 Chronicles 15:7
                              Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                              Psalm 31:23
                              O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


                              The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. At the same time, God clearly hates England.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                • CaveManJoke
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 62
                                  #9
                                  Re: When Homosexuality Hits Close To Home

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Listen troll; God has chosen America as His favorite country. Just look at the world today. Has God blessed England at all? Obviously not. God has richly rewarded America for its faith and devotion to Him.
                                  Oh really. How would you know? When did god whisper in your ear saying America was his favorite pet?
                                  If god allegedly bless America then why is the main issue on this website homosexuality, if god had truely america according to you America would be a perfect land free of disease, free of poverty, free of crime, free of terrorism, and free hate. Seeing how America is not perfect, turn on the television to any channel and have a fun gander, then america would be 'blessed' according to you. Look at the state of the US dollar for instance. Its crap.

                                  America is screwed as much of the rest of the world, America is not on a separate planet, what happens to the rest of the world will effect the US as well.
                                  Why would god want to bless such a nation full of hatred such as ours to begin with?

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