[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Islam is even worse than christianity.. But they both suck hard, why not be normal and believe in normal things you can actually see and feel?

Can you see and feel carbon monoxide?

[Bible Student]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Islam is even worse than christianity.. But they both suck hard, why not be normal and believe in normal things you can actually see and feel?

You mean things like atoms?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Islam is even worse than christianity.. But they both suck hard, why not be normal and believe in normal things you can actually see and feel?

You can't see and feel the KJV1611 Bible?

All that lye has turned your brain to jelly, Lutefisk-Girl!



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Kill Anka]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Islam is even worse than christianity.. But they both suck hard, why not be normal and believe in normal things you can actually see and feel?

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

I like the story of Jonah. After he lives in the belly of the fish for three days, God allows Nineveh to the chance to repent.

I suppose it depends on the crime committed, wouldn't you agree? The Bible says that the daughter of a priest who fornicates must be set on fire for she has played the harlot in her father's house.

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

That particular girl was prewarned it would happen. How can we avoid what the Bible tells us? I suppose we could allow them the opportunity to pray and hope God listens to their supplications before we execute them. That would be similar to the situation we have today, but it would cover more sins than our current system.

We try to warn places like Sweden, Denmark, France and etc. to get God to avoid that fate, much like you mentioned in Jonah 3.

Very good point. I was worried about people who haven't had the chance to read the Bible, but in this world of information, everybody has a chance! Everybody knows about the Bible, so if they choose not to read it they're ignoring the Lord's divine calling. Even current secular law proclaims that ignorance of the law is no excuse for wrongdoing. Certainly God's law can be held to that same standard!

I'm glad we had this talk, girl.

Me too, Pastor! Thank you for treating me to your Godly wisdom!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

I know the Bible calls for stoning, but the idea applied to modern day life initially struck me as too gruesome. I know these feelings were a result of my exposure to a Satan-sensitized society, and I repent of my ungodly cowardice.

One question, though. Are we allowed to try to bring the sinners to Jesus before stoning them? Jonah 3:10 clearly shows that God is willing to forgive if the sinners repent. Are we allowed to give the sinners a chance to repent, if they perhaps have not been enlightened to the Lord in their lifetime, before stoning them?

I like the story of Jonah. After he lives in the belly of the fish for three days, God allows Nineveh the chance to repent.

I suppose it depends on the crime committed, wouldn't you agree? The Bible says that the daughter of a priest who fornicates must be set on fire for she has played the harlot in her father's house.

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

That particular girl was prewarned it would happen. How can we avoid what the Bible tells us? I suppose we could allow them the opportunity to pray and hope God listens to their supplications before we execute them. That would be similar to the situation we have today, but it would cover more sins than our current system.

We try to warn places like Sweden, Denmark, France and etc. to get God to avoid that fate, much like you mentioned in Jonah 3.

I'm glad we had this talk, girl.

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

It's okay, boy. Feel free to speak openly around Pastor this one time.

Why don't you think the law should allow for stoning? The Bible says it should. I mean, look at the hard core Muslim countries. They are kicking our asses (excuse me, Lord) at following what we should too.

Now, speak up.

I know the Bible calls for stoning, but the idea applied to modern day life initially struck me as too gruesome. I know these feelings were a result of my exposure to a Satan-sensitized society, and I repent of my ungodly cowardice.

One question, though. Are we allowed to try to bring the sinners to Jesus before stoning them? Jonah 3:10 clearly shows that God is willing to forgive if the sinners repent. Are we allowed to give the sinners a chance to repent, if they perhaps have not been enlightened to the Lord in their lifetime, before stoning them?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

You think that public law should allow for stoning? I must say, even as someone who believes 100% of the Bible, this strikes me as a bit extreme (at first).

It's okay, boy. Feel free to speak openly around Pastor this one time.

Why don't you think the law should allow for stoning? The Bible says it should. I mean, look at the hard core Muslim countries. They are kicking our asses (excuse me, Lord) at following what we should too.

Now, speak up.

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Why are all these people oppressing us?! This is exactly why I think secular law should allow us to stone people to protect our rights to worship properly. These people won't be oppressing us with their faggotry and their false religion cults when they've got Godly-sized holes in the sides of their heathen heads!

Praise God! Hosanna In The Highest!

Furious In The Blood Of His Righteousness,
Harry Lester

You think that public law should allow for stoning? I must say, even as someone who believes 100% of the Bible, this strikes me as a bit extreme (at first). But, I know it is not my place to question men, especially white men in good standing with the Lord, so all of my sinful hesitation aside, I must say that I completely agree!

Lord, forgive me for questioning those who obviously speak Your word. Not even I am immune to Satan's persuasion towards this wicked world, although I nip him in the bud those rare times he dares rear his ugly devil head at me!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Allah is the only true God in this universe. Christianity is a hoax, you all are a hoax. You are unbelievers, who do not get the love of Allah, and for that, you shall burn in hell. The Qur’an is the only true book of God.

As-Salāmu `Alaykum!

I suggest you read your Quran with more attention.

Surat Al-Ma'idah 69:
"Those who believe in the Quran, those who follow the Jewish scriptures, and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believes in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve."

Thanks, Venus. We knew that, but obviously IGetSlammedandIt'sGreat has never touched a Qur'an.

Yep, I'm a troll, I'm not even a muslim, I just wanted to get your attention.

Why would you be right? All you do is a joke to us with a real view of the world.

Your so-called bible is written by a 10-year old retarded boy, it doesn't make any sense at all.

And why such freaking hate to so much things? Your forumthread "10 reasons why God hates Sweden"

Ah, so not only a poor troll, but a poor Swedish troll. Possibly retarded and 10 years old.

If you think your religion is good, fine by me, you can love it as much as you want. Make sex to your religion if you want, I don't care. Just don't blame other people for not believing in your so-called belief.

What forum is this?

The LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH forum.

Did we come to Sweden, come into your house, and force you to read the Bible? NO.

You joined OUR forum, uninvited and unwelcome, ranted like an idiot, and attacked Jesus.

YOU are the oppressor here. YOU are the turd in the punchbowl.

Time to flush.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

Why are all these people oppressing us?! This is exactly why I think secular law should allow us to stone people to protect our rights to worship properly. These people won't be oppressing us with their faggotry and their false religion cults when they've got Godly-sized holes in the sides of their heathen heads!

Praise God! Hosanna In The Highest!

Furious In The Blood Of His Righteousness,
Harry Lester

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

It's so frustrating how people just can't read the rules before posting.

True, but then again, the fact that the hellbound put so much effort into persecuting us just proves that we are blessed (Matt. 5:11-12).

[Jerakk]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

It's so frustrating how people just can't read the rules before posting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

You. Are. A. Bunch. Of. Unbelievers.

God hates you all in Landover Baptist Church. He is ashamed of what you are doing, and teaching people.

Don't you realise that? God only loves the people who do right things, and he does not teach hate. You guys are very very hateful, to almost everything.

And the fact that you are so damn insecure that you won't take part in a discussion, that just proves my point. You are afraid that someone will reveal all your flaws, and reveal you as a hoax.

Seriously, do you believe in yourself? Do you believe in that thing you call religion?

I think you are just a bunch of aggressive people with too much hate, so you have to spill it on someone, i.e the world.

Just chill, for crying out loud.

Dear Foreign Hatemonger;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[DjavulenSerDig]

Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

You. Are. A. Bunch. Of. Unbelievers.

God hates you all in Landover Baptist Church. He is ashamed of what you are doing, and teaching people.

Don't you realise that? God only loves the people who do right things, and he does not teach hate. You guys are very very hateful, to almost everything.

And the fact that you are so damn insecure that you won't take part in a discussion, that just proves my point. You are afraid that someone will reveal all your flaws, and reveal you as a hoax.

Seriously, do you believe in yourself? Do you believe in that thing you call religion?

I think you are just a bunch of aggressive people with too much hate, so you have to spill it on someone, i.e the world.

Just chill, for crying out loud.