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  • Islam is great, all praise Allah!

    Allah is the only true God in this universe. Christianity is a hoax, you all are a hoax. You are unbelievers, who do not get the love of Allah, and for that, you shall burn in hell. The Qur’an is the only true book of God.

    As-Salāmu `Alaykum!

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    Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

    I suggest you read your Quran with more attention.

    Surat Al-Ma'idah 69:
    "Those who believe in the Quran, those who follow the Jewish scriptures, and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believes in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve."
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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    • #3
      Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

      Originally posted by Venus Castina View Post
      I suggest you read your Quran with more attention.

      Surat Al-Ma'idah 69:
      "Those who believe in the Quran, those who follow the Jewish scriptures, and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believes in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve."
      What a weak false religion the islam is. They don't have the nuts to say that all other religions go to Hell. We do say that because it is in the Bible and we don't fear anyone exept God!
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      • #4
        Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

        Originally posted by Islamisgreat View Post
        Allah is the only true God in this universe. Christianity is a hoax, you all are a hoax. You are unbelievers, who do not get the love of Allah, and for that, you shall burn in hell. The Qur’an is the only true book of God.

        As-Salāmu `Alaykum!
        Hmm - an islamist who writes "The Qur'an" and not "The holy Qur'an"... sounds like a troll if you ask me, but I'm feeling generous today

        "You are unbelievers, who do not get the love of Allah, you shall burn in hell" "As-Salāmu `Alaykum!" I wonder how fanatical muslims can live with their daily overdose of cognitive dissonance.



        Or maybe this suspiciously new account is just a pseudonym of everyone's favorite fanatic: Achmed.

        You are of couse wrong - therefore it is you who will burn in Hell when Jesus comes back and asks you why you have wasted your life hating the wrong people.

        Ezek.32:27 And they shall not lie with the mighty that are fallen of the uncircumcised, which are gone down to hell with their weapons of war: and they have laid their swords under their heads, but their iniquities shall be upon their bones, though they were the terror of the mighty in the land of the living.

        Yours in Christ,

        Alvin
        Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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        • #5
          Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

          Originally posted by Venus Castina View Post
          I suggest you read your Quran with more attention.

          Surat Al-Ma'idah 69:
          "Those who believe in the Quran, those who follow the Jewish scriptures, and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believes in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve."
          The Unholy Qur'an cannot go for a whole surah without contradicting itself on that point. All of three ayat later, we read:

          5:72: They surely disbelieve who say: Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary. The Messiah (himself) said: O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Lo! whoso ascribeth partners unto Allah, for him Allah hath forbidden paradise. His abode is the Fire. For evil-doers there will be no helpers.

          Of course, we True Christians™ are not about to fall for a "holy" book that so blatantly contradicts itself.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • #6
            Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

            Yep, I'm a troll, I'm not even a muslim, I just wanted to get your attention.

            Don't you realise what you're doing is wrong?

            Baptist Churchs are Satans tool in this world.

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            • #7
              Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

              Originally posted by Islamisgreat View Post
              Yep, I'm a troll, I'm not even a muslim, I just wanted to get your attention.
              I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!!!

              *Whew!* You really had us going there for a moment.



              Please come back when you've sharpened your wit to at least butter knife levels.

              YiC,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                Originally posted by Islamisgreat View Post
                Don't you realise what you're doing is wrong?

                Baptist Churchs are Satans tool in this world.
                Prove it, using the King James Bible. Then we'll talk.

                Or are you still trolling, in which case you're acknowledging that what we're doing is right?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #9
                  Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                  Do you think it's shocking that an atheist would pretend to be a Muslim in order to offend the Christians? You know what would be more shocking? If an atheist decided to actually BE a Christian. In fact, that might even shock your atheist friends, and the Muslims, to boot.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                    Why would you be right? All you do is a joke to us with a real view of the world.

                    Your so-called bible is written by a 10-year old retarded boy, it doesn't make any sense at all.

                    And why such freaking hate to so much things? Your forumthread "10 reasons why God hates Sweden" couldnt be anymore wrong. Those reasons are the funniest I've ever read, because they couldn't be more wrong. For example, reason number 10, that's a completely personal opinion. If you don't like SAAB cars, fine for me, just don't make it a religious thing, that's just plain stupid.

                    And so what if Sweden has a open gay-policy? It just proves that Sweden is an open country, not so snowed in on religion as you are.

                    If you think your religion is good, fine by me, you can love it as much as you want. Make sex to your religion if you want, I don't care. Just don't blame other people for not believing in your so-called belief.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                      Originally posted by Islamisgreat View Post
                      Your so-called bible is written by a 10-year old retarded boy, it doesn't make any sense at all.
                      Is that the best that you can do?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                        You. Are. A. Bunch. Of. Unbelievers.

                        God hates you all in Landover Baptist Church. He is ashamed of what you are doing, and teaching people.

                        Don't you realise that? God only loves the people who do right things, and he does not teach hate. You guys are very very hateful, to almost everything.

                        And the fact that you are so damn insecure that you won't take part in a discussion, that just proves my point. You are afraid that someone will reveal all your flaws, and reveal you as a hoax.

                        Seriously, do you believe in yourself? Do you believe in that thing you call religion?

                        I think you are just a bunch of aggressive people with too much hate, so you have to spill it on someone, i.e the world.

                        Just chill, for crying out loud.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                          Originally posted by DjavulenSerDig View Post
                          You. Are. A. Bunch. Of. Unbelievers.

                          God hates you all in Landover Baptist Church. He is ashamed of what you are doing, and teaching people.

                          Don't you realise that? God only loves the people who do right things, and he does not teach hate. You guys are very very hateful, to almost everything.

                          And the fact that you are so damn insecure that you won't take part in a discussion, that just proves my point. You are afraid that someone will reveal all your flaws, and reveal you as a hoax.

                          Seriously, do you believe in yourself? Do you believe in that thing you call religion?

                          I think you are just a bunch of aggressive people with too much hate, so you have to spill it on someone, i.e the world.

                          Just chill, for crying out loud.
                          Dear Foreign Hatemonger;

                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                            It's so frustrating how people just can't read the rules before posting.
                            Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                              Re: Islam is great, all praise Allah!

                              Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
                              It's so frustrating how people just can't read the rules before posting.
                              True, but then again, the fact that the hellbound put so much effort into persecuting us just proves that we are blessed (Matt. 5:11-12).
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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