[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Praise Allah.

Praise allah and all that he stands for.

I abide by my Qu'an and pray 5 times to the west as I should do as a proper Muslim.

Here are my favourite verses.

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/Quran.htm

Why do you type "allah" which is arabic for "The God", but type everything else in English?

Which verses in the Qur'an say that you should pray 5 times a day?

Godlessgeeks.com, huh? That's the website you link?

Sinner, are you here to mock Muslims? If so, carry on.

[The Prophet Muhammed]

Re: Praise Allah.

I'm not here to mock muslims, I'm here to parody them.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Praise Allah.

Obviously your false religion has left a hole in your life, a hole that will soon be filled with the barbed penises of red-hot demons who will accompany you for eternity in a Lake of Fire.



Now that you have come to the realization that your false religion is lacking and (let's face it) ridiculous and that your current path leads to Hell, you have taken the first tiny baby steps toward salvation.

Congratulations!



Those first tentative steps are the most important, as they are leading you away from the false prophet mohamet (PUTZ) and to Salvation with our Lord Jesus Christ!

(1 John 4:1) "Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world."

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Praise Allah.

I'm not here to mock muslims, I'm here to parody them.

I would never have guessed. So that's why your first post contains a link to godlessgeeks.com?

There's no need to parody Muslims. They are doing a cracking good job of it themselves.

[vikram]

Re: Praise Allah.

Unless you're ass is made out of a brick wall, I don't think I am.

If it is, you should get a doctor to look at it.

yes you are, you are facing our asses, we are facing the brick wall and pissing on it.

[vikram]

Re: Praise Allah.

there is hindu, a muslim, and christain in here. its like a micro mini version of my country.

[True Disciple]

Re: Praise Allah.

there is hindu, a muslim, and christain in here. its like a micro mini version of my country.

Yes, somehow you both must have missed the "Unsaved Unwelcome" sign at the top of the page. Why don't you just go to Pakistan to kill each other, as you people normally do?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Praise Allah.

I'm not here to mock muslims, I'm here to parody them.

You're doing a piss poor job of paradying them. Do you even know anything about the kinds of sick, disgusting, utterly perverse things that muslims do and believe in?

Why don't you cut the lame, uninspired, dull, lackluster, dismal "parody" and tell us a little about yourself. Jesus brought you here for a reason and you owe it to yourself to embrace this opportunity. Landover Baptist has a 100% money back guarantee to get you Saved® and into Heaven. It's our specialty.

Have you read the Holy Bible KJV 1611?
Do you go to a Bible believing Baptist Church?
What tax bracket are you in, friend?

[vikram]

Re: Praise Allah.

Yes, somehow you both must have missed the "Unsaved Unwelcome" sign at the top of the page. Why don't you just go to Pakistan to kill each other, as you people normally do?

i'm here to be saved. and they will kill themselves, we never go there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise Allah.

i'm here to be saved. and they will kill themselves, we never go there.

Shout GLORY! Are you willing to break all your krishna demon statues? Willing to put down the chillum? Take a bath and use deoderant? Jesus hates that whole "sadhu" look.

[jennabenna]

Re: Praise Allah.

For the record, Hindu and Islam are different things, (and though they both have faults, they're both better than evangelism.)

[vikram]

Re: Praise Allah.

Shout GLORY! Are you willing to break all your krishna demon statues? Willing to put down the chillum? Take a bath and use deoderant? Jesus hates that whole "sadhu" look.

jesus hates the sadhu look ? where does he say that ? and why use a deo when you take bath ? you take bath and stink like the devil eh ?, so is the deo jesus ?