Hello

[Aunty Cod]

Hello,

I am a 27 year old student from Scotland.

I have come here to ask a question which I will do in the appropriate forum.

Thanks

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

Hello,

I am a 27 year old student from Scotland.

I have come here to ask a question which I will do in the appropriate forum.

Thanks

Hi Friend,

Please ask away and we will tell you why are wrong and evil for asking the question.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello

Hello,

I am a 27 year old student from Scotland.

I have come here to ask a question which I will do in the appropriate forum.

Thanks

Why don't you tell us a little about yourself first, Anti-God? What church do you attend? What is your wife's pie like? How many sons has she borne you? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus? How have you been blessed lately?

[Aunty Cod]

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I have a question regarding Pascals wager. My Brother and mother were unbaptised so I am assuming they are currently burning in hell. My sister was also regularly fingered by her pastor from the age of 15-22, aparently he stated that it was gods will.

Understandly I am pissed at god and I despise his guts. However I am still looking for a backdoor way into heaven.

Do I have any remedy regarding Pascals wager ? Is this the best way to cheat my way into eternal bliss, despite hating the big man upstairs ?

[Daddy's Lil JuneBug]

Re: Hello

Hello,

I am a 27 year old student from Scotland.

I have come here to ask a question which I will do in the appropriate forum.

Thanks

Any questions you may have is answered in the Bible.
Praise!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello

I have a question regarding Pascals wager. My Brother and mother were unbaptised so I am assuming they are currently burning in hell. My sister was also regularly fingered by her pastor from the age of 15-22, aparently he stated that it was gods will.

Understandly I am pissed at god and I despise his guts. However I am still looking for a backdoor way into heaven.

Do I have any remedy regarding Pascals wager ? Is this the best way to cheat my way into eternal bliss, despite hating the big man upstairs ?

Good question. Deserves a straightforward answer.

You have to repent as well as believe.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

I have a question regarding Pascals wager. My Brother and mother were unbaptised so I am assuming they are currently burning in hell. My sister was also regularly fingered by her pastor from the age of 15-22, aparently he stated that it was gods will.

Considering her age at the time I would also say it was her will. Anyway what does the acts of a false pastor have to do with God?

Understandly I am pissed at god and I despise his guts. However I am still looking for a backdoor way into heaven.

Yes, it is quite clear you are a clueless twit.

Do I have any remedy regarding Pascals wager ? Is this the best way to cheat my way into eternal bliss, despite hating the big man upstairs ?

Considering you an idiot I doubt it. Doubtless you also hate Pakistanis, West Indians or Pollacks because of them was mean to you once in your life too. Well who cares? You hate, so you will be tossed into hell like the trash you are.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I have a question regarding Pascals wager. My Brother and mother were unbaptised so I am assuming they are currently burning in hell. My sister was also regularly fingered by her pastor from the age of 15-22, aparently he stated that it was gods will.

Was the pastor willing to marry her or at least pay your father the required amount?

Exodus 22:16-17: And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

Understandly I am pissed at god and I despise his guts. However I am still looking for a backdoor way into heaven.

Do I have any remedy regarding Pascals wager ? Is this the best way to cheat my way into eternal bliss, despite hating the big man upstairs ?

Blaise Pascal was a Romanist, so studying what he said in order to make it to Heaven is a very bad idea. Also, just pretending to believe in God doesn't cut it:

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

I have a question regarding Pascals wager. My Brother and mother were unbaptised so I am assuming they are currently burning in hell. My sister was also regularly fingered by her pastor from the age of 15-22, aparently he stated that it was gods will.

Understandly I am pissed at god and I despise his guts. However I am still looking for a backdoor way into heaven.

Do I have any remedy regarding Pascals wager ? Is this the best way to cheat my way into eternal bliss, despite hating the big man upstairs ?

Yes, you can cheat your way into eternal bliss, as long as your idea of eternal bliss is suffering the ravages of fire, brimstone, sulfur, and pitchblende for ever and ever.

[Zaklonisce]

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The girl was asking for it, she has led the pastor astray with her temptous ways. The winch will burn for her iniquity. She shall fall as did Sodom and Gomorrha. Any non-virginal child is doomed to burn, as she has discarded her purity like a used diaper.