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  • Reverand Stubber
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 39

    #1

    Hi and praise the Lord!

    Can anyone tell me where the nuns are hiding, today?
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

    If you were any sort of Reverend, you would know that Christians don't have nuns. That's purely a catlick thing.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

      Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
      Can anyone tell me where the nuns are hiding, today?
      How on earth are we supposed to know that, "Reverand"? Do we look like papists? So besides not knowing the difference between Baptists and papists and not know how to spell "Reverend", what else do you not know?
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Reverand Stubber
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2009
        • 39

        #4
        Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

        I come in peace looking for my God, wherever he may dwell.

        Deuteronomy 10: 19 You shall love the stranger, for you were once strangers in the land of Egypt.

        Your kind words & welcome may yet bring me to a lasting redemption.



        Micah 7:18-19
        Who is a God like you, who pardons sin and forgives the transgression of the remnant of his inheritance? You do not stay angry forever but delight to show mercy. You will again have compassion on us; you will tread our sins underfoot and hurl all our iniquities into the depths of the sea.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

          Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post


          Your kind words & welcome may yet bring me to a lasting redemption.
          So instead of lying (pretending to be a "reverand" and a Christian), why not try again and with the truth this time?
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Reverand Stubber
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2009
            • 39

            #6
            Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
            So instead of lying (pretending to be a "reverand" and a Christian), why not try again and with the truth this time?
            I think you're confusing dyslexia with duplicity.

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            • Daddy's Lil JuneBug
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

              Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
              I think you're confusing dyslexia with duplicity.
              If you were really a man of God, He would have cured you of the demon-lexia a long time ago.
              (Ephesians 6:1)
              Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
                I think you're confusing dyslexia with duplicity.
                So you're a retard?
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                  Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2193

                  #9
                  Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                  Good grief. another illiterate Paddy. With a Father Ted avatard.

                  OK, mister. what's the script with you?

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                  • Reverand Stubber
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 39

                    #10
                    Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                    Originally posted by Daddy's Lil JuneBug View Post
                    If you were really a man of God, He would have cured you of the demon-lexia a long time ago.

                    Like Habakkuk you ask 'Why do You make me see iniquity? Why do you cause me to look on wickedness? (Hab. 1:3
                    )

                    My imperfect spelling is part of a Perfect Plan. I thank God you are a willing participant.

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                    • Reverand Stubber
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 39

                      #11
                      Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                      Good grief. another illiterate Paddy. With a Father Ted avatard.

                      OK, mister. what's the script with you?
                      Well, you got the illiterate bit right.

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                      • Reverand Stubber
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 39

                        #12
                        Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                        So you're a retard?
                        Certainly.
                        But in my defence I know the difference between dyslexia & duplicity.
                        You may have a speck of dusy in your eye.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                          Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
                          But in my defence I know the difference between dyslexia & duplicity.
                          You may have a speck of dusy in your eye.
                          As do I, but you didn't tell us you suffered from a demon infestation before you started posting. Even then, there's still the issue of you claiming to be a reverend and a Christian, neither of which has anything to do with dyslexia unless that crippling condition forces you to lie.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Reverand Stubber
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 39

                            #14
                            Re: Hi and praise the Lord!

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                            As do I, but you didn't tell us you suffered from a demon infestation before you started posting. Even then, there's still the issue of you claiming to be a reverend and a Christian, neither of which has anything to do with dyslexia unless that crippling condition forces you to lie.
                            I try to be reverend (respectful) & polite and I have unwavering Belief.

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