[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hi

Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?

No one is buying it, Sierra.

Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something?

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

No one is buying it, Sierra.

Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something?

1. My name is Caron, not Sierra.
2. I only dance for my boyfriend.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hi

I only dance for my boyfriend...

Satan.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Satan.

LOL that would be epic.

[Cursed]

Re: Hi

Ms. Caron, please remember that you are speaking to True Christians, the most Godly people on earth!

What would be considered relatively chaste in the secular world (one boyfriend for five years with no coitus) is unfathomable harlotry in Freehold, Iowa.

Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!

I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.

Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE!

Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE!

Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus.

How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?

Come on now, it's time to stop the lies. We've got a preliminary file from the DOF on you, and we know that your real name is Sierra, and that you work as a stripper at some sleazy club in Poland.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi

Hi there, Sierra! Or Caron. Which do you prefer?

What would you like to know about Jesus?

Please don't worry too much about Born Again Bob. He's fresh from leading a week-long Revivial, and has been quite full of the Spirit the last couple of days. I'm not sure how much experience the Welsh have with the Spirit, but it can make a man rather difficult to understand, at least to those who have not equally imbibed Christ's Love.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Come on now, it's time to stop the lies. We've got a preliminary file from the DOF on you, and we know that your real name is Sierra, and that you work as a stripper at some sleazy club in Poland.

Haha, ok, I'll play along.

Hi there, Sierra! Or Caron. Which do you prefer?.

Sierra is fine.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Instead of adding '(stage name "Sierra") to my username, can you just change it to Sierra? That would be easier for a stupid slut like me to remember.

[barton]

Re: Hi

... a stupid slut like me ...

I don't understand why you'd take the easy way through life, earning your living on your back with legs raised mockingly towards God. Sure, you might be able to get upwards of $25 a ride now... but give yourself a few years and you'll be lucky to get pocket change. Why can't you think ahead? Didn't your parents raise you right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi

Sierra is fine.

What would you like to learn about Jesus?

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Didn't your parents raise you right?

My parents weren't around much, and they ignored me when they were around.