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  • #76
    Re: Hi

    Speaking of whores, have any of you ever heard the song "Whoring Streets" by Scars On Broadway? Good song.

    "Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
    I'm dying

    Is there anybody here when it's over?
    Over

    I'm just passing the time, wondering
    How you people will ever survive
    Whoring down your whoring streets,
    Killing you while you're killing me

    It's time, to show all you people
    You'll never survive

    Whoring down your whoring streets
    Killing you while you're killing me.

    Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
    I'm dying

    Is there anybody here when it's over?
    Over

    I'm just passing the time, wondering
    How you people will ever survive
    Whoring down your whoring streets,
    Killing you while you're killing me

    It's time, to show all you people
    You'll never survive

    Whoring down your whoring streets
    Killing you while you're killing me.

    Killing you while you're killing me.

    Whoring down your whoring streets
    Killing you while you're killing me.

    Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
    I'm dying"

    Scars On Broadway, Serj Tankian, and System of a Down.. They're all awesome. But Voltaire is the best.

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    • #77
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
      How am I a whore?
      If you want tips on how to be a whore you need to troll somewhere else.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #78
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        If you want tips on how to be a whore you need to troll somewhere else.
        I don't want tips on how to be a whore. I want to know why you people think I am a whore.

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        • #79
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
          Speaking of whores, have any of you ever heard the song "Whoring Streets" by Scars On Broadway? Good song.
          Dear Friend,

          Do you have permission to post that whole song? Or should we report you to the copyright holder for prosecution?

          Yours in Him,
          BAB <---- God's Lil' Stickler

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          • #80
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            Dear Friend,

            Do you have permission to post that whole song? Or should we report you to the copyright holder for prosecution?

            Yours in Him,
            BAB <---- God's Lil' Stickler
            LOL
            You're funny.

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            • #81
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
              I don't want tips on how to be a whore. I want to know why you people think I am a whore.
              None of us know how you became a whore. That's between you, God, and the hundreds of men you've anally dominated.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #82
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                None of us know how you became a whore. That's between you, God, and the hundreds of men you've anally dominated.
                I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.

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                • #83
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                  I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.
                  I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #84
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                    I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.
                    I take it that the other relationship was with the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers?
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                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
                      Dear Brother,

                      Caron and her "boyfriend" are the very last participants in a three-legged race gone horribly awry.

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB

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                      • #86
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
                        "Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.

                        No, I'm not married.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        I take it that the other relationship was with the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers?
                        I don't like hockey.

                        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                        Dear Brother,

                        Caron and her "boyfriend" are the very last participants in a three-legged race gone horribly awry.

                        Yours in Him,
                        BAB
                        What the f*ck?

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                        • #87
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                          "Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.

                          No, I'm not married.
                          Then there's your proof. You are a whore.


                          Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #88
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Then there's your proof. You are a whore.


                            Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
                            So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?

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                            • #89
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                              So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?
                              No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.

                              Now answer my question.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #90
                                Re: Hi

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.

                                Now answer my question.
                                Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?

                                Oh yeah, your question..

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
                                Hmm.. Never.

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