Hello

[Cecily]

Hi, I'm Cecily. Um...what to say, what to say... Nothing much, really. I love everyone and everything in a purely platonic sense, and I'm probably one of the most caring people you'll ever meet. (From a friend of mine, I don't think I'm that good.)

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hi, I'm Cecily. Um...what to say, what to say... Nothing much, really. I love everyone and everything in a purely platonic sense, and I'm probably one of the most caring people you'll ever meet. (From a friend of mine, I don't think I'm that good.)

Welcome friend,

Please tell us about your personal relationship with Jesus and your' favorite Bible verse.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi, I'm Cecily. Um...what to say, what to say... Nothing much, really. I love everyone and everything in a purely platonic sense, and I'm probably one of the most caring people you'll ever meet. (From a friend of mine, I don't think I'm that good.)

Well it seems that you have quite the fan in your friend. I hope and pray that this is not some steamy nubile young lezbean drama that you are alluding to...

Please tell us about yourself. Which church do you attend? Does your husband give his permission for you to be in here? How many soldiers for Christ have you popped out of your mommy oven?

I'm sure that the ladies of Landover would love to hear about your husband's favorite pie.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm sure that the ladies of Landover would love to hear about your husband's favorite pie.

Interesting point Pastor Zeke. The ladies of our church do seem to be quite proud of their pies. I come across them all the time talking about whose eating whose pie. It seems to be a pretty big deal for them.

Silly girl stuff for you.

[Cecily]

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Well it seems that you have quite the fan in your friend. I hope and pray that this is not some steamy nubile young lezbean drama that you are alluding to...

No no, nothing like that I assure you. It is a male friend who tells me this the most, two of them actually. I'm not married yet (will be in the next few years, his family wants us to wait until we're out of college), so no little ones yet. And even though he isn't my husband, the man who will be so has given me his permission to be on here. I'm actually looking for a church to call home here away from my home (college), but no luck as of yet.

And oddly enough, my fiancee can't stand pies other than chocolate. >.> I don't know why...

[Cecily]

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Whoops, wrong button.

To finish what I was saying, my favorite bible verse is Matthew 5:44 -- But I tell you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who mistreat you and persecute you.

And my relationship with Jesus is the most important thing in my life.

[One-eyed Jack]

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But what do you think of this verse?

Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine anger: the LORD shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall devour them. Psalm 21:9

Or this one (one of my favorites!):

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:5,6

Or this one!

The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. Exodus 15:3

Oh I love the Bible! Praise the Lord!

~~ OEJ

[Cecily]

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They don't sound very nice, but who am I to question the Holy Word?

[The Widow Anna]

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Interesting point Pastor Zeke. The ladies of our church do seem to be quite proud of their pies. I come across them all the time talking about whose eating whose pie. It seems to be a pretty big deal for them.

Silly girl stuff for you.

Pastor Bobby-Joe, you'll have to forgive us for this little infatuation. It's just, when you spend so many hours working in the kitchen to get buns in the oven and all the desserts so nice and creamy, it makes my heart leap when I see you all munching down on those pies. Personally, I keep a notebook detailing who is chowing down on whose. If you would like any details, feel free to pop by for a cup of tea and a cookie.

Now, Cecily, what would you consider to be your best type of cuisine? I myself would put you down for a reasonable marble cake and perhaps a nice lot of roast beef and vegetables. I'm always on a look out for ladies here at Landover who can provide something just right for our menfolk.

[Cecily]

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I'm not too bad when it comes to roast, but I'm best at fried chicken and borwnies. ^^ But I don't get to cook very often being at college.

[Dhul Fiqaar]

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Miss Cecily, may the peace of Allah be upon you.

I may recommend tabouleh as a good dish for female students. It easy of making, and low caloric count maintains the female figure well. Not so much hard to make as French souffle, not so much grease as USA cheese burger, not so much unsanitary contaminations as food make by a Turk.

O ye who believe! Eat of the good things wherewith We have provided you, and render thanks to Allah if it is (indeed) He Whom ye worship. Koran 2:172

I also am at university but only as kitchen worker. But hope to be accept as student someday despite older age than most student.

Dhul Fiqaar

[Brother Temperance]

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No no, nothing like that I assure you. It is a male friend who tells me this the most, two of them actually.

I do hope you don't intend to marry both of them. We're not Mormons, you know.

I'm not too bad when it comes to roast, but I'm best at fried chicken and borwnies. ^^ But I don't get to cook very often being at college.

Why are you at college? I trust you're studying Motherhood at LBU or Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. Anything else would be most worrying. Simone de Beauvoir went off to college, and look what happened to her - she ended up naked and dead, just like Norman Mailer. Do you think Jesus approves of that?

[Cecily]

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I do hope you don't intend to marry both of them. We're not Mormons, you know.

Why are you at college? I trust you're studying Motherhood at LBU or Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. Anything else would be most worrying. Simone de Beauvoir went off to college, and look what happened to her - she ended up naked and dead, just like Norman Mailer. Do you think Jesus approves of that?

I'm not Mormon, no, I'm only marrying one of them. And unfortunately I'm studying English because it is what my parents want me to do. They aren't good Christian parents, and they feel I should be able to take care of myself. So, I do as they ask of me while they pay for it. When I do graduate, I shall most definately rely on my good, strong, and supporting husband and never do a lick of work outside the home.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Holy hoppin' Huckabees! An English major hath come amongst us.

Praise the Lord, our prayers are answered.

The King James Bible is, as you know, not only God's infallible word but also a masterpiece of English prose-poetry.

We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. Song of Solomon 8:8,9

Yet here on Landover we suffer mightily from posts containing bad spelling and worse grammar. Daily the heathens smite us with ramshackle sentences and lackwitted posts, with grammatical confusions most wild and unseemly.

But the cormorant and the bittern shall possess it; the owl also and the raven shall dwell in it: and he shall stretch out upon it the line of confusion, and the stones of emptiness. Isaiah 34:11

We read the Bible, and beauty is with us; we read the posts of the heathen and see confusion and the stones of emptiness. So a little clarity and concision shall be most welcome on our Godly forum.

~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not Mormon, no, I'm only marrying one of them. And unfortunately I'm studying English because it is what my parents want me to do. They aren't good Christian parents, and they feel I should be able to take care of myself. So, I do as they ask of me while they pay for it. When I do graduate, I shall most definately rely on my good, strong, and supporting husband and never do a lick of work outside the home.

You're marrying a mormon? Which wife will you be for him, #5? #9? Has he bought you a set of those magical underwears yet?

And what sort of Godless foreigner are you, that you have to study English? Who cares what they speak over in England anyway. You should be studying God's preferred language; American.