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  • Hello.

    I'm Eric, and i'm a Christian. But when i discovered this site....i was sickened. Your banner says "unsaved welcome!" Then call them trash. You may be by far the most extremist group i have ever seen, but! I'm open minded and if someone can show me that i am wrong....i welcome it.

    ~The hardcore God loving gamer.


    (just a side note...i'm white and im offended by this... :Lex_12:

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    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by eric_Christian View Post
    I'm Eric, and i'm a Christian. But when i discovered this site....i was sickened. Your banner says "unsaved welcome!" Then call them trash. You may be by far the most extremist group i have ever seen, but! I'm open minded and if someone can show me that i am wrong....i welcome it.

    ~The hardcore God loving gamer.


    (just a side note...i'm white and im offended by this... :Lex_12:
    Dear Godmocking Homer;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Dear Godmocking Homer;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      thank you for the hate, the pink name (which means your calling me gay, correct?), and the lies. If i follow Christ (check!) and go to church (check!) why would i burn? And why would Jesus laugh? If he truely enjoyed watching the damned burn, why die for us? (I am still open to a REAL first impression of this site pastor...) and how is hateful, Godmocking, or "homer"? (homer=gay???)

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      • #4
        Re: Hello.

        I am sorry for speaking my opinion...., i want to hear more about your work pastor.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by eric_NonChristian View Post
          I am sorry for speaking my opinion...., i want to hear more about your work pastor.
          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by eric_NonChristian View Post
            I'm Eric, and i'm a Christian. But when i discovered this site....i was sickened. Your banner says "unsaved welcome!" Then call them trash. You may be by far the most extremist group i have ever seen, but! I'm open minded and if someone can show me that i am wrong....i welcome it.

            ~The hardcore God loving gamer.


            (just a side note...i'm white and im offended by this... :Lex_12:
            Are you SURE you read "unsaved welcome!" somewhere on here?



            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by eric_NonChristian View Post
              And why would Jesus laugh? If he truely enjoyed watching the damned burn
              You should read this most excellent post on the matter of God's laughter.
              Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


              Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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              • #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Are you SURE you read "unsaved welcome!" somewhere on here?



                Z. Smyth
                on the site banner, under "Salvation since 1620!"

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by eric_NonChristian View Post
                  on the site banner, under "Salvation since 1620!"
                  Answer the question posed to you, young lady: are you SURE you read "unsaved welcome!" somewhere on here?



                  Z.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    after further reading (i have bad eyes and reading problems) i see it says "UNwelcome" i retract that mistake from all my posts.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by eric_NonChristian View Post
                      after further reading (i have bad eyes and reading problems) i see it says "UNwelcome" i retract that mistake from all my posts.
                      Unsaved Unwelcome
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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