[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: wiccans

Thats it i cant stand your opinions anymore! This is a christian church and idc if im banned i can always rejoin this site and post my opinions!

Er, no, you can't. This forum is privately owned by Landover Baptist Church. You are an uninvited and particularly rude GUEST; as such, you have exactly NO rights here.

One account is permitted per person. If you attempt to rejoin after being banned, you will be immediately rebanned, and blocked from registering by the JesOS system.

This ain't our first time at the rodeo, little girl.

I am going to convert to wicca. They arent satanists, there not a cult and they dont cast evil magic, its against there religion! They don't believe in hell! Sorry to have started this in the intro forum but it was an accident! They don't do harm to others and they have respect for nature!

You asked for our opinions, and now you don't like them so you will have a little temper tantrum? You're perfect for a little made-up and plagiarized fluffy-bunny cult called Wicca.

They, like you, haven't even the courage to stand up for the Thelemic Law they plagiarized from Aleister Crowley (" 'Do what thou wilt' shall be the whole of the law"), they had to tag on "harm none".

So, why exactly did you join a Christian church's discussion forum to announce that you are going to spend your life worshiping Satan and damning yourself to Hell? Did you expect us to cheer you on? OK!

2, 4, 6, 8
Turn your back on Heaven's gate
Burn, Wiccan, Burn!

Or did you think you'd get lots of LULZ as we fell all over ourselves trying to sweetly and kindly save you from making the worst and stupidest mistake of your life?

Come on, how can you possibly take Wicca seriously? The lead book is written by a woman named "Silver Ravenwolf"! It's titled "TEEN WITCH"! They first advertised it in Tiger Beat magazine!

I mean . . . SERIOUSLY? THIS?

http://punkrockpenguin.net/waste/amuse/badcovers/teenwitch.png

For crying out loud, the cover has three harlots, some sort of a bulldyke, and Della Reese on it!

God makes no distinction in the Bible between "nice" witches and "evil" witches. All are damned for rejecting Him. Enjoy Hell.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: wiccans

Welcome and blessed be, friend! I'm happy to see a fellow wiccan sign up here, it can be lonely sometimes among all these christians.

Haven't you ever thought to research on this religion before deciding there evil just because the bible "says so"? I won't reveal my opinions yet. But i like to know what im talking about before i post something up on the internet.

They never do research, because they think that reading anything outside the bible will send them to hell. That's also the reason they have been believing the same thing for 2000 years now, unlike wicca, which changes from coven to coven and from century to century.

Thats it i cant stand your opinions anymore! This is a christian church and idc if im banned i can always rejoin this site and post my opinions! I am going to convert to wicca. They arent satanists, there not a cult and they dont cast evil magic, its against there religion!

You won't convince them, I'm afraid. They lack the spiritual sensitivity which allows us wiccans to listen to the Voice of the Mother Goddess. I've grown up amongst these christians, and tried to talk some sense into them at multiple occasions. Never had any success.

And of course, they do not realize that satanists, unlike wiccans, are just another kind of christians, as they believe in a biblical figure.

They don't believe in hell! Sorry to have started this in the intro forum but it was an accident! They don't do harm to others and they have respect for nature!

That's entirely true, I've never met a wiccan who believed in a Godhead so cruel as to punish her disobedient children for eternity. I personally believe in reincarnation, and I think I've been a butterfly in several of my past lives, as I like flowers and often wish I could fly away...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: wiccans

You won't convince them, I'm afraid. They lack the spiritual sensitivity which allows us wiccans to listen to the Voice of the Mother Goddess. I've grown up amongst these christians, and tried to talk some sense into them at multiple occasions. Never had any success.

Silence she-harlot! No one wants to talk to you because they know you are just going to try to suck their souls' out of their mouths with your witch craft.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: wiccans

I personally believe in reincarnation, and I think I've been a butterfly in several of my past lives, as I like flowers

Yes, you should take spiritual advice from someone who believes that because they like FLOWERS that they used to be a BUTTERFLY.



Z. Smyth

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: wiccans

But i like to know what im talking about before i post something up on the internet.

We would like that as well. When are you going to start?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: wiccans

Silence she-harlot! No one wants to talk to you because they know you are just going to try to suck their souls' out of their mouths with your witch craft.

That's quite a revelation, Bobby-Joe! I always thought True Christians had no souls!

Yes, you should take spiritual advice from someone who believes that because they like FLOWERS that they used to be a BUTTERFLY.



Z. Smyth

Point taken. You should instead take spiritual advice from someone who believes that the human sacrifice of a divine zombie who is the illegitimate son of an underage girl and a guy named "Jealous" could move this same Jealous to not eternally torture all humanity for no real reason at all. That makes much more sense!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: wiccans

You should instead take spiritual advice from someone who believes that the divine sacrifice of a Supreme Being who is the immaculately conceived son of a virgin and God could move this same God to not eternally torture the unrepentant for denying Him.

YES!!!



Z. Smyth

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: wiccans

That's quite a revelation, Bobby-Joe! I always thought True Christians had no souls!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: wiccans

You should instead take spiritual advice from someone who believes that the divine sacrifice of a Supreme Being who is the immaculately conceived son of a virgin and God could move this same God to not eternally torture the unrepentant for denying Him.

YES!!!



Z. Smyth

I don't think it really makes more sense now, Zech.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: wiccans

They never do research, because they think that reading anything outside the bible will send them to hell. That's also the reason they have been believing the same thing for 2000 years now, unlike wicca, which changes from coven to coven and from century to century.

. . . and week to week!

Your cult is a joke, Cassie.

I personally believe in reincarnation, and I think I've been a butterfly in several of my past lives, as I like flowers and often wish I could fly away...