[Mellencamp]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

In my post of the previous page i put some comment under the actual line.


And if you don't like my english, study Dutch then. Then we can talk.

Is this not an English site? Or am I mistaken?

[Talitha]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Is this not an English site? Or am I mistaken?

no mistake at all Mellencamp.
Unfortunately these Homers have a major problem speaking God's American English.

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

no mistake at all Mellencamp.
Unfortunately these Homers have a major problem speaking God's American English.

God's American English? Is this the language in which God speaks to us all?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

God's American English? Is this the language in which God speaks to us all?

God loves America. He has blessed our nation above all others. In addition, He dictated the one true Bible (KJV1611) in English, which is the language that prepared the way for God's favorite; American.

No doubt about it. Praise Jesus!

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Amen, brother Ezekiel!

But, please forgive my transgresion, why the strange name of the Bible? KJV1611? Aren't the words Holy Bible enough to mark the one and only true book?!

Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Amen, brother Ezekiel!

But, please forgive my transgresion, why the strange name of the Bible? KJV1611? Aren't the words Holy Bible enough to mark the one and only true book?!

Praise Jesus!

Being an unsaved foreigner, I suppose you don't know much about God's Holy Word, do you. I feel sorry for you.

There are literally thousands of false versions of the Holy Bible in circulation, but only the King James Version, first published in the year 1611 in the LITERAL Word of God. You might want to take a look at THIS.

You need to throw away all other versions that you might own RIGHT NOW, and run out to purchase a KJV1611 Authorized Bible. Your very Salvation depends upon it!

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Actually I know the God's word good enough as to keep me and my flock safe from the hellish fiends that roam these plagued lands of Romania during the long and cold winter nights.

But I must admit I did not know that King James was authorised by God in 1611 to be the one to spread his word in his purest form. Unfortunately where we are hiding now there is nothing more than an old, torn Bible written in ancient words, from which we are reading and praying when Satan tries our very humanity and I doubt we can procure a pure version with the unleashed nature of this winter. Also I completely exclude RUNNING OUT at this time!

Pray for me and the Salvation of my flock, brother Ezekiel!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Actually I know the God's word good enough as to keep me and my flock safe from the hellish fiends that roam these plagued lands of Romania during the long and cold winter nights.

But I must admit I did not know that King James was authorised by God in 1611 to be the one to spread his word in his purest form. Unfortunately where we are hiding now there is nothing more than an old, torn Bible written in ancient words, from which we are reading and praying when Satan tries our very humanity and I doubt we can procure a pure version with the unleashed nature of this winter. Also I completely exclude RUNNING OUT at this time!

Pray for me and the Salvation of my flock, brother Ezekiel!

You have a flock? Of what, goats? Chickens?

Anyway, what's a little snow compared to everlasting hellfire? Don't be lazy! Run out and get a proper KJV Bible!

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Please do not mock the conditions we have to endure here, in Romania. You yourself seem to be aware of Vampires and as a Pastor I presume you know they are kin to fiends even though you might not know what they are capable of. And maybe if its not clear to you, here is 3 AM and only the fierce blizzard hide the yells of Dracula's horrors unleashed.

And please do not be so arrogant. I have a flock of humans which I try to protect and guide towards the light using only my faith in God and an old Bible against suffering and eternal damnation.

[JennyD]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

SSS, I see that you have Internet access. Might I suggest www.biblegateway.com or www.bible.com, where you can find the KJV in all its Godly glory for FREE?

Of course, once day breaks, you can stroll to the store and pick up a hard copy to keep in case the lights go out.

It may also be useful for beating off vampires. I hear a good smack on the snout with a Bible is enough to send a vampire whimpering into a corner.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Are you insane, or just a mindlessly hateful Mario mocker?

Millions of people have seen Mario. Don't be a smartaleck.

And don't try to insult the dutch just because they are different than you, if we can all just live our lives like we want, than we will end up in hell and you will end up in heaven, so happy? I don't care what you do or think, and you shouldn't care what i believe in.

And second, do you realy think they were even thinking once about religion when they were making super mario galaxy? They realy don't give a damn. They just want to make money and make people happy. unlike you people, who just want to make sure everybody who doesn't obey your book the bible get converted, or better get killed by your shotguns that are spread freely in your houses.

I don't mean to insult you or something, but please... not everybody thinks the bible is the way of live, end for those who do, well i'm glad they're happy.

You come into this lovely little ministry on-line. These people work at their church and then come in here unto the wee hours of the morning straining to hear the sinners...rebuking the unrepentant councilling the unwed mother, listening to the drugged up drugged and alcohol abuser. You come into this place and start prattling on about how you do not believe in God...that you believe in Mario and then you do not want anyone to insult Holland? You say I shouldn't care what you think? Well I don't actually care but I do care about those here who want to be saved and the work this ministry does to help people.
You went all the way out of your way to be rude didn't you? You took a detour at one of those filthy dykes of yours and made a beeline for the highway to hell. You rotten dutch person...Did you know in English...if you break wind under a blanket in your bed it is called a dutch oven?
That is because the unsaved Dutch stink. The saved ones *and there are not many of those* do not stink and are probably good Dutch Republican Baptists....the rest of you should be allowed to drown or learn better manners. That's the only choice.

[Justin Bill]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

Are you insane, or just a mindlessly hateful Mario mocker?


And second, do you realy think they were even thinking once about religion when they were making super mario galaxy? .

yes, of course they were thinking about religion when they made Super mario galaxy,

Did the game support landover? no
so the answer as to what religion is encoded into the sodomite is easy,

The Law of Islam, just ask dull fugueer,

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

SSS, I see that you have Internet access. Might I suggest www.biblegateway.com or www.bible.com, where you can find the KJV in all its Godly glory for FREE?

Of course, once day breaks, you can stroll to the store and pick up a hard copy to keep in case the lights go out.

It may also be useful for beating off vampires. I hear a good smack on the snout with a Bible is enough to send a vampire whimpering into a corner.

Lucky for me I forseen and took advantage of your advice and now me and my people are bathing in the revealed glory of the one and only TRUTH while I also read Brother V's epic project called "Bible in a year".

As for beating off vampires, I'm affraid there is more than one single beating with a thick Bible to chase one. You see, here in Romania, the land does not entirely belong to people no more through out the God given days. The men are only allowed to roam the land and do their humble living only from dawn till dusk while as soon as the night falls, we are forced to retire in our barricaded houses while the huge gates of the castle nearby open with a horrible screack that fills the entire valley with prayers for SALVATION. And this is the main reason I am here: to search for the one and TRUE Christianity that is gonna save our souls for the pits of hell and I think I found it here!!

We have a wide array of weapons against the Satan's spawn named Vampires but maybe I'll elaborate in a separate topic later about our ordeals if you Brothers and Sisters will be so kind as to listen to me. Untill than...

PRAISE JESUS!!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

How I have longed to visit scenic Romania! To do the hiking in the scenic Făgăraş mountains, perhaps to scale the mighty peak Moldoveanu or swim in the beautiful reservoirs of the Olt River, that is my dream!

However, your words cast doubt on my soul. Perhaps God has turned His back on Romania. Perhaps He prefers the hymns of the well-coiffed American Tammy Faye to the traditional manele and consumptive coughing of the Romanian folklorists.

What do you think? Does the spirit of Jesus walk the magnificent wens and gloriously noisome cabbage fields of beautiful Romania? Or not?

~~ OEJ

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hi, open your eyes!

How I have longed to visit scenic Romania! To do the hiking in the scenic Făgăraş mountains, perhaps to scale the mighty peak Moldoveanu or swim in the beautiful reservoirs of the Olt River, that is my dream!

However, your words cast doubt on my soul. Perhaps God has turned His back on Romania. Perhaps He prefers the hymns of the well-coiffed American Tammy Faye to the traditional manele and consumptive coughing of the Romanian folklorists.

What do you think? Does the spirit of Jesus walk the magnificent wens and gloriously noisome cabbage fields of beautiful Romania? Or not?

~~ OEJ

Maybe once, before Vlad Dracul took reign over these accursed land the word of Jesus and of God were allpowerful here but now, when we are plagued by vampires, like the wisdom Pastor Ezekiel already knows...

Aren't you Romanis plagued by vampires over there? You aren't one I hope.

...we don't even have electricity! Imagine to struggle I go through while during nights I write on the forums at the candle light!

You can't understand this because you live in Romania, so you don't have electricity yet.

The nature you are speaking of exists no more for now it is blend within the glorious American sights, the only ones which the ALMIGHTY approves of. Here is just a gateway to HELL!!

PRAISE JESUS AND TRUE CHRISTIANS!!