Im not a christian

[Satanic Panty Lover]

I have never been, and My nick is Satan's little helper.
I never believed your false god. I support panteism. It's good for you and you can be anything you like, like gay, or sth.
Thank god I come from God-Forsaken Finland and not from some wannabe jesus country USA. And still, only christian nation that i fully support is Vatican. And Earth is round and angry birds is not masturbating and 2+2=4 and homosexuality is okay etc etc.. I have never read the bible. Well, I few times have read Black Bible a bit. I don't go to churches and I have not even found jesus.
Btw, don't you think if Jesus came back to earth to die from all your sins again, he would just say "I came to die from your sins again.. wait.. fuck this shit. I'm not doing the same mistake again, I mean, this is twenty-first century, and all kinds of religions are supported and I accept homos and all dudes who arent christians. I just want to live." he died

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm sorry. I know you babbled on a lot there but if I understand correctly, you worship panties?!?! Sorry, I just couldn't get past that...

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** rancid load of BS removed ***

Jesus brought you here for a reason, child.

You can fight it and use naughty words and blasphemous assertions and ill-conceived humor and 7th grade philosophy, but you know that He guided you here.

Tell us about yourself.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Satanic Panty Lover]

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I'm sorry. I know you babbled on a lot there but if I understand correctly, you worship panties?!?! Sorry, I just couldn't get past that...

Panteism, you see, Panteism is kinda religion that sees god everywhere, for example everything around me has god in it, my phone is god, my table is god, nature is god, and all other things

[Alphonse Alban]

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Welcome to most Godly and friendliest forum in internernet, heathen.

Could you tell us bit more about yourself, what your favorite Bible verse,
what is your wife's best pie and why you think Jesus send you to this forum?

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Panteism, you see, Panteism is kinda religion that sees god everywhere, for example everything around me has god in it, my phone is god, my table is god, nature is god, and all other things

So you worship panties, phones, tables, anything but God. You are a troubled young man, friend. You need help. Are there any Baptist churches in your area?

[Nobar King]

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lol he worships panties! What a perv!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Panteism, you see, Panteism is kinda religion that sees god everywhere, for example everything around me has god in it, my phone is god, my table is god, nature is god, and all other things

YOu mean God created this things, ¿yes?
Because other ways they aren't God you know. I mean we had a pet chihuahua what was call Jesús (more usualler 'Jesusín' - Little Jesus) but that don't meaned it was God Heselve!

Please stop be silly! Stop believe in fantasy stuffs which not exists!

Listen our advises, really, listen us. We want that you are safed, what is why Jesus which is in the Hevenes bringed you here, ¿OK?

YIC, Mari.

[Satanic Panty Lover]

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So you worship panties, phones, tables, anything but God. You are a troubled young man, friend. You need help. Are there any Baptist churches in your area?

Didn't I just tell you, that i worship everything because they have godness in them? So basically I worship gods

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Didn't I just tell you, that i worship everything because they have godness in them? So basically I worship gods

Does this "worship" of yours involve the sniffing and wearing of the items you "worship"?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I'm sorry, is hard for take you seriously when you say this is a god!
Is a silly notion this.



YIC, Mari.

[Satanic Panty Lover]

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Does this "worship" of yours involve the sniffing and wearing of the items you "worship"?

..no, panteism is not like that..

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Good grief, I innocently extend a pleasant welcome to you, and it turns out you have some sort of skivvies obsession.



Z. Smyth

[Reverand Stubber]

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..no, panteism is not like that..

Do you 'worship' them off people's washing lines, too?
Finland is full of Arnold Layne wannabes.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Are you sure that you are Finnish? I thought that pantyism was more of a chink thing.