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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #16
    Re: Im not a christian

    Originally posted by Satanic Panty Lover View Post
    ..no, panteism is not like that..
    I should hope not! That's the sort of thing that can lead to homerism and the sodomite deathstyle! But even then, worshiping panties is sick and twisted. Put your panties away and join us in worshiping JESUS CHRIST!
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #17
      Re: Im not a christian

      I notice you haven't got an avatar. Of course I find you disgusting and I don't want to offend any of the Church members but in the interest of Christian charity is this of any use to you?
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      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Satanic Panty Lover
        Unsaved trash - REALLY loves panties
        • Mar 2011
        • 7

        #18
        Re: Im not a christian

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        I notice you haven't got an avatar. Of course I find you disgusting and I don't want to offend any of the Church members but in the interest of Christian charity is this of any use to you?
        Oh thanks. Much appreciated =)

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #19
          Re: Im not a christian

          At least we know he's not a mormom.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #20
            Re: Im not a christian

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            I notice you haven't got an avatar. Of course I find you disgusting and I don't want to offend any of the Church members but in the interest of Christian charity is this of any use to you?
            Originally posted by Satanic Panty Lover View Post
            Oh thanks. Much appreciated =)
            No, you will NOT use that disgusting image as an avatar. Don't make me change it again.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Im not a christian

              Originally posted by Satanic Panty Lover View Post
              Didn't I just tell you, that i worship everything because they have godness in them? So basically I worship gods
              So you worship Nazis and Muslims and guns?
              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
              I'm sorry, is hard for take you seriously when you say this is a god!
              Is a silly notion this.



              YIC, Mari.
              Indeed.

              I'm not even sure what that is. Perhaps you should model it?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #22
                Re: Im not a christian

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                I'm not even sure what that is. Perhaps you should model it?
                Isn't that what mormons wear?
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: Im not a christian

                  Originally posted by Satanic Panty Lover View Post
                  I am clearly a victim of demonic possession and Satan is causing me to spew a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish.

                  Fixed that for you.
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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019

                    #24
                    Re: Im not a christian

                    You're not one of those people who buy their demonic gods from vending machines after young ladies have been wearing them, are you?
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                    • Living_Water
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 151

                      #25
                      Re: Im not a christian

                      I also support wearing panties. Only whores go walking without proper underwear.

                      Exodus 28:42:
                      And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:


                      You're a bit too obsessed with them though. Worshipping panties isn't the way to Jesus.
                      Revelation 22:1:
                      And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307

                        #26
                        Re: Im not a christian

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        So you worship Nazis and Muslims and guns?

                        Indeed.

                        I'm not even sure what that is. Perhaps you should model it?
                        Model it? Why? Is normal knickers this. Me and my sisters always were modests clothes even under the clothes of street.

                        What are you suggest? Why I would want be nmodel? I'm not harlot or weigh less that a small dog? I have meat on my bones and I have principles sir, I would NEVER be a model!

                        I'm so embarras for your suggesting!


                        YIC MAri
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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