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Im not sure how I should introduce myself on this forum,but I know right now im nothing more than unsaved trash.But I would very much like to someday be more than this,and I hope with the love of God I will be good enough for this forum.
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Hello and welcome, friend.
Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
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Welcome. Look right at the top of this thread and it tells you how to introduce yourself.Originally posted by Sidehugger View Post
What church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse (KJV only, please), and how did you come to find Jesus.The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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Hello Ms. Sidehugger, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!Originally posted by Sidehugger View Post
It took me years to be accepted as a True Christian; I am the lowest of the low, living proof that even the worst humanity has to offer can make it to Heaven if they serve GOD with all of their heart and submit to His Holy Will!
If you are properly respectful, listen to your betters, and learn the Will of God as demonstrated in the 1611 King James Bible, you too can find the narrow gate to Heaven!The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Welcome friend, always glad to see another seeker of truth. I am a little concerned, however, about your user name. Presumably this is a reference to the concept of the "Christian side hug?"
You're not one of those perverts who thinks he can go around rubbing up against women's bodies and get away with it just because he's doing it from the side, are you?
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I'm glad you're a side-hugger!Originally posted by Sidehugger View Post
Welcome!
I for one look forward to the day when only married couples are permitted to front-hug, and had best be able to prove their marriage to the Paliban enforcers!Bible boring? Nonsense!
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How many sons has your wife generated so far?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Reverend Rodimer, I question the purity and intentions of those rappers. If they were true servants of the Lord, would they have those young ladies dancing suggestively on stage with them? Wearing pants no less? What's wrong with a nice dress that comes down to the ankles and covers the arms down to the wrists?
I certainly have no desire to hear more music from these "artists," but I'll bet their other "songs" would make it clear that these young people were no different from all the other rappers; hooligans reciting dirty limericks to glorify their criminal lifestyles.WARNING:
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I believe they were trying to demonstrate the kind of harlot who would wish to seductively and lustfully front-hug a Godly True Christian(tm) in a sick attempt to tempt him into lust.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
It isn't just wrong for a Christian man to front-hug his True Christian(tm) sisters; he must also not front-hug harlots, Wiccans, whores, and Democrats.
Wait . . . aren't those all the same thing?Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Some harlots, whores, and Wiccans belong to the Green party or the Peace and Freedom party, I believe. Also, let's not forget the Communist party.WARNING:
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Good point, Sister. I sit corrected.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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Reverend, I thought my posts had made it obvious that I was a male?WARNING:
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Front hugging is a form of sodomy where people rub their genitals together without intending to produce a child. Disgusting.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
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