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And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9 -
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Welcome friend, tell me about your personal relationship with Jesus!
How many sons has our wife regurgitated for God?
What is your favorite passage in the Bible and how has it caused yuor loins to become turgid?
What is your name? Or can I simply call you Harold? Do you like the color purple?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Then you've come to the right place! Spreading the word of Christ is one of the most important things we can do right now.Originally posted by eyeofhorus View PostPROOF: America in the Bible!
8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
(Psalm 9:17)
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Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
Tell us what you love the most about Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
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Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Tell us what you love the most about Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
What i love the most?
well that Jesus loves everybody on this round earth. (even fags)
i would loove to hear what you guys love about jesus the most.And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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Huh?Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
Please post a specific KJV Bible verse where Jesus says He loves sodomites.
I'll be waiting.
YiC,
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i dont know any verses,
but he saved a whore right?
whores....fags......whats the difference?And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostWhich whore did he save?
In your experience?
None.
YiC,
Z. Smth
did the lord jesus not save Maria Magdalena? (who was a whore)
i must admit i do not know much about the bible, but i love to learn.And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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That is obvious.Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
This is your introduction thread. Please tell us about yourself. What is your name and age? Where do you hail from? Why do you worship the demon Horus? Why are you here?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Im very sorry i did not mean any offense or disrespect.
My name is Dennis and i live in The netherlands.
i came tto this site because i love the lord jesus and love to learn about him and the bible.
ps: i do not worship any demon.And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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Right. You expect us to believe that "Dennis" is an eskimo name?Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
Why did you choose the name of a demon as your username?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostRight. You expect us to believe that "Dennis" is an eskimo name?
Why did you choose the name of a demon as your username?
Eskimo? Im sorry but im from Holland....i dont think there are any eskimo's here but i could be mistaken.
And about Horus.
if you study and read about him you will find he is almost the same as our lord.
i dont mean this as an attack...i just think it is strangely the same.And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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You are deeply mistaken. Up there in Sweden is where eskimos come from. I'll bet you're mother brings you a plate of blubber every morning for breakfast, right?Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
So you admit that you came to mock God by comparing Him to a false god. Did you know that satan went back in time to create the myth about Horus, just to sow seeds of doubt about the one TRUE Lord God? Hmm? Did you know that Mr. Godmocker?Originally posted by eyeofhorus View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Sweden is different country and eskimo's come from alaska and Canada.
Do you have a verse saying Satan was a timetraveler or did you watch to much dr.Who?
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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