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  • hakkesei
    Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2011
    • 13

    #1

    How to

    Earn those god, jesus, fist and other awards? Some of you have them, how to get at least one?

    Yours in faith, Hakkesei
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: How to

    Straighten up and fly right with Jesus
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • hakkesei
      Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2011
      • 13

      #3
      Re: How to

      Will be done! Thank you my humble friend!

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      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
        Claims not to be a dago slut
        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
        • Mar 2011
        • 1307

        #4
        Re: How to

        I'm think is no so important for a happy life this things you say like awards, why you no just work at Faith, prasing Jesus and live a good life and good things will be gived to you.

        I'm not have got any awards and if Jesus thik I'm worthy then great but I'm a humble girl whit no needing for things unless they are gived to me if someone think convenient and me worthy which I'm think I'm not yet.

        Be good, be happy. Don't worry for the things of this world what are materials and awards.

        Jesus is more important that this.

        YIC, Mari.
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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        • hakkesei
          Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2011
          • 13

          #5
          Re: How to

          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          I'm think is no so important for a happy life this things you say like awards, why you no just work at Faith, prasing Jesus and live a good life and good things will be gived to you.

          I'm not have got any awards and if Jesus thik I'm worthy then great but I'm a humble girl whit no needing for things unless they are gived to me if someone think convenient and me worthy which I'm think I'm not yet.

          Be good, be happy. Don't worry for the things of this world what are materials and awards.

          Jesus is more important that this.

          YIC, Mari.
          You made a point! I should just enjoy the blessing of Yesus!
          So much of good advices here!

          ATAVAC, Hakkesei

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          • JackTheReborn
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2011
            • 20

            #6
            Re: How to

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Straighten up and fly right with Jesus
            Hallelujah Brother. I'd like to edit the number of posts I seem to have written upwards so that I seem more credible. (Like you seem to have done.)

            Brother James, btw, I have seen you somewhere... Are you a film star? I know your secret.


            God's Peace.
            "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: How to

              Originally posted by JackTheReborn View Post
              Hallelujah Brother. I'd like to edit the number of posts I seem to have written upwards so that I seem more credible. (Like you seem to have done.)

              Brother James, btw, I have seen you somewhere... Are you a film star? I know your secret.


              God's Peace.
              Are you drunk son? You make little sense.

              No, I am not a film star. Though I have been told that the ladies find me rather fetching. I'd prefer if you would stop coming on to me. I do not and will not have gay animalistic perverted sex with you, so stop pestering e about it. I am a married man to a wonderful obedient wife, thank you very much.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: How to

                Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
                Earn those god, jesus, fist and other awards? Some of you have them, how to get at least one?

                Yours in faith, Hakkesei
                In addition to Brother Hutchins; why don't we give you an award for rudeness. You remind me of the uppity negro who attended my wife's Christian Outreach BBQ. Pushed past everyone grabbing ribs and burgers all the while shouting "I wan some dat, and dat, and sum dat 2"

                So let's start over, why don't you introduce yourself first, tell us what version of the Bible you read from (and favorite passage). What church do you attend?
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • JackTheReborn
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Re: How to

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Are you drunk son? You make little sense.

                  No, I am not a film star. Though I have been told that the ladies find me rather fetching. I'd prefer if you would stop coming on to me. I do not and will not have gay animalistic perverted sex with you, so stop pestering e about it. I am a married man to a wonderful obedient wife, thank you very much.
                  I'm drunk with the Glory of Jesus Christ and God Almighty, pray the LORD!

                  Years ago before I was saved from my sins by the blood of Christ I would have been tempted by your sex offer (especially as you threw in your obedient wife too) but now I see such acts to be against the Will of God and must decline. I wish you well, brother, and may God in His infinite wisdom bless you and your wife tonight.

                  Peace, Jack.
                  "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: How to

                    Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
                    Earn those god, jesus, fist and other awards? Some of you have them, how to get at least one?

                    Yours in faith, Hakkesei
                    By the way, this section of the forum is called "INTRODUCTION SECTION" for a reason. It isn't called "ask a greedy question," is it!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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