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  • John_Richardson
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    • Apr 2011
    • 9
    #1

    Greetings to you all.

    Hello, my name is John Richardson, and i attend the First Baptist Church in Troy, Michigan. I have two sons and an ungrateful daughter (but what can you do?)

    Jesus has been with my my entire life, but i never came to truly appreciate his grace until i was around 20 years old. I quit my school (all it was doing was attempting to fill my head with liberal and homosexual thoughts) and decided to get a humble job and raise some sons.

    So how is everyone else?
    Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236
      #2
      Re: Greetings to you all.

      Welcome young man!

      You look like a wholesome young buck. Tell us why you love Jesus more than mortal life itself? Is there a particular sin that He has cleansed from your soul? How do you earn your shekels and do you tithe generously?

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • John_Richardson
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2011
          • 9
          #3
          Re: Greetings to you all.

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Welcome young man!

          You look like a wholesome young buck. Tell us why you love Jesus more than mortal life itself? Is there a particular sin that He has cleansed from your soul? How do you earn your shekels and do you tithe generously?

          In Christ
          Jesus is just so forgiving it pains me to think that he helps me in every day to day life and i just cant return the favor.

          I was always a fairly obedient boy, raised by a strict father and taught to obey the rules without exception. Though in my misguided years of college I did some bad things like consume alcohol and the like. But Jesus has forgiven me for those year and I've been working with the Knight Construction Company for the past 25 years.

          My two sons are very obedient children and very devout to our lord. My daughter however has a little bit of devil and her, but what can you do?
          Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • PetitionLady
              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 883
              #4
              Re: Greetings to you all.

              Welcome friend.

              Brother Porter has covered the important questions.

              I hope you enjoy your stay here.
              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33
              ~~~~~~~
              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                • John_Richardson
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 9
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings to you all.

                  Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                  Welcome friend.

                  Brother Porter has covered the important questions.

                  I hope you enjoy your stay here.
                  Much appreciated
                  Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • proteastantguy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 488
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings to you all.

                      Hello and welcome, you can just ignore people like me, I'm only harmful to my self. Besides is there any kind of scripture that touches you?

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                        • Youth Minister Harry
                          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 832
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings to you all.

                          Welcome to the Most Saved Forums on the internet web network! I just know Jesus has delivered you here as part of His Plan. Please tell us a bit more about your wonderful family. How old are your sons? Do they have their own Christbook accounts?

                          Swolen in The Full Tide Of Christ's Blood,
                          Harry Lester
                          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings to you all.

                              Hi John, I'm happy to see another not gay God fearing Christian male. Have you considered dressing your daughter in spandex and dropping her off on the other side of the tracks. She is sure to have a husband by sunrise.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings to you all.

                                  Originally posted by John_Richardson View Post
                                  Hello, my name is John Richardson, and i attend the First Baptist Church in Troy, Michigan. I have two sons and an ungrateful daughter (but what can you do?)

                                  Jesus has been with my my entire life, but i never came to truly appreciate his grace until i was around 20 years old. I quit my school (all it was doing was attempting to fill my head with liberal and homosexual thoughts) and decided to get a humble job and raise some sons.

                                  So how is everyone else?
                                  Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • John_Richardson
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      Under Investigation
                                      • Apr 2011
                                      • 9
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings to you all.

                                      Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                      Welcome to the Most Saved Forums on the internet web network! I just know Jesus has delivered you here as part of His Plan. Please tell us a bit more about your wonderful family. How old are your sons? Do they have their own Christbook accounts?

                                      Swolen in The Full Tide Of Christ's Blood,
                                      Harry Lester
                                      My sons are 16 and 14, along with my 15 year old daughter. Both my sons are very obedient and devoted to the lord almost as much as me. My daughter normally doesn't speak out of turn, but you know how women can get...

                                      And no, I don't let my children use the internet. It can be a source of the most depraved abominations and liberal trash. There are exceptions of course, but I don't think they're responsible enough to steer clear of the filth just yet.

                                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                      Hi John, I'm happy to see another not gay God fearing Christian male. Have you considered dressing your daughter in spandex and dropping her off on the other side of the tracks. She is sure to have a husband by sunrise.
                                      Not a bad idea, though the type of man she would find would probably not be very devoted to the lord.

                                      The one way I can comfort myself about her is the thought of her gaining a good christian husband who can put her where she belongs.

                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                      Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                                      Of course, Thank you for letting me be a part of the community Pastor.
                                      Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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