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  • RevJohnMcPherson
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    • Apr 2011
    • 5

    #1

    Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

    My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

    I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

    Amen, buddy! It's nice to have some God fearing folks showing up around here lately. It seems all we get around here are false Christians, atheist God mockers and foreigners.

    So John, what church do you take your family to? What are some of your favorite verses from the King James Bible?
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14452

      #3
      Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

      Originally posted by RevJohnMcPherson View Post
      My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

      I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.
      Hello, Rev McPherson - does the Rev in your name indicate that you are a Pastor?

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

        Originally posted by RevJohnMcPherson View Post
        My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

        I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.
        Hello Brother John!

        A wary welcome to you, although it would seem that you have your head screwed on straight, unlike the warm yellow stream of darwinists, sodomites and Finns we've seen lately.

        Tell us more about yourself!

        Yours in Christ,
        Z. Smyth
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        • RevJohnMcPherson
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          • Apr 2011
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Hello, Rev McPherson - does the Rev in your name indicate that you are a Pastor?
          Yes m'am! I spread the word of Jesus on stage for only $20 per ticket. Amen! Praise the Lord!

          I also do faith healings, will cast the devil out of any sinner!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

            Welcome to GOD'S Favoritist, rootin' tootin Forum, friend.
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            Tweet me Here
            My GODLY Bio Here

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

              Welcome friend! How many daughters have you been able to marry off so far?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

                Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                I'm waiting for you to identify the church you preach at. Which Bible version do you use?

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Yea-tho-we-walk
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 390

                  #9
                  Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

                  Rev John, I see in your avatar, you have a small Burmese python around your neck. Is the yellow snake used in your healing services? And please tell us about your success rates for healings!

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                  • RevJohnMcPherson
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

                    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                    Rev John, I see in your avatar, you have a small Burmese python around your neck. Is the yellow snake used in your healing services? And please tell us about your success rates for healings!
                    Amen brother! That's my pal bubba, but I have no friend greater than the lord Jesus Christ! Amen Hallelujah! Bubba helps me out in my faith healings, and to that I let out a gigantic yeehaaww!

                    As for my favorite Bible verse, I like them all! Amen! I cannot choose favorites when it comes to the word of Jesus Christ!

                    I have a 100% healing success rate, friend! I can cure anything, for I am a true believer in the Lord Jesus Christ! I can even cure the Liberal out of stinky, gun-hatin' hippies!

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                    • RevJohnMcPherson
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                      • Apr 2011
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                      I'm waiting for you to identify the church you preach at. Which Bible version do you use?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      I'm an on-the-road preacher, friend! I spread the word of the Lord from coast to coast! I'm just gettin' the hang of these here internets.

                      I have heard rumors that these here internets are full of Godless, Liberal hippies! I guess I got alot more Jesus-spreadin' in store for me! Amen!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

                        Originally posted by RevJohnMcPherson View Post
                        I'm an on-the-road preacher, friend! I spread the word of the Lord from coast to coast! I'm just gettin' the hang of these here internets.

                        I have heard rumors that these here internets are full of Godless, Liberal hippies! I guess I got alot more Jesus-spreadin' in store for me! Amen!
                        I see.

                        And what Seminary did you graduate from? Which denomination carries your credentials?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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