Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

[RevJohnMcPherson]

My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Amen, buddy! It's nice to have some God fearing folks showing up around here lately. It seems all we get around here are false Christians, atheist God mockers and foreigners.

So John, what church do you take your family to? What are some of your favorite verses from the King James Bible?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.

Hello, Rev McPherson - does the Rev in your name indicate that you are a Pastor?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

My name is John McPherson, and I am a Jesus-loving, all American Conservative that loves guns, god, and country! I pray 10 times a day, and know that Jesus Christ, the lord, is the savior of us (American Right-Wing Christians), and only us!

I am against homosexuality, gun-hating liberals, and drive a large pickup truck. Ask me anything.

Hello Brother John!

A wary welcome to you, although it would seem that you have your head screwed on straight, unlike the warm yellow stream of darwinists, sodomites and Finns we've seen lately.

Tell us more about yourself!

Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth

[RevJohnMcPherson]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Hello, Rev McPherson - does the Rev in your name indicate that you are a Pastor?

Yes m'am! I spread the word of Jesus on stage for only $20 per ticket. Amen! Praise the Lord!

I also do faith healings, will cast the devil out of any sinner!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Welcome to GOD'S Favoritist, rootin' tootin Forum, friend.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Welcome friend! How many daughters have you been able to marry off so far?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

I'm waiting for you to identify the church you preach at. Which Bible version do you use?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Rev John, I see in your avatar, you have a small Burmese python around your neck. Is the yellow snake used in your healing services? And please tell us about your success rates for healings!

[RevJohnMcPherson]

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Rev John, I see in your avatar, you have a small Burmese python around your neck. Is the yellow snake used in your healing services? And please tell us about your success rates for healings!

Amen brother! That's my pal bubba, but I have no friend greater than the lord Jesus Christ! Amen Hallelujah! Bubba helps me out in my faith healings, and to that I let out a gigantic yeehaaww!

As for my favorite Bible verse, I like them all! Amen! I cannot choose favorites when it comes to the word of Jesus Christ!

I have a 100% healing success rate, friend! I can cure anything, for I am a true believer in the Lord Jesus Christ! I can even cure the Liberal out of stinky, gun-hatin' hippies!

[RevJohnMcPherson]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

I'm waiting for you to identify the church you preach at. Which Bible version do you use?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I'm an on-the-road preacher, friend! I spread the word of the Lord from coast to coast! I'm just gettin' the hang of these here internets.

I have heard rumors that these here internets are full of Godless, Liberal hippies! I guess I got alot more Jesus-spreadin' in store for me! Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey Y'all! John McPherson here!

I'm an on-the-road preacher, friend! I spread the word of the Lord from coast to coast! I'm just gettin' the hang of these here internets.

I have heard rumors that these here internets are full of Godless, Liberal hippies! I guess I got alot more Jesus-spreadin' in store for me! Amen!

I see.

And what Seminary did you graduate from? Which denomination carries your credentials?