Hello, and Help me.

[Paul Bartley]

Greetings all,

I would like to say thank you for having an area for me to seek your help. I wish for you help to find God, and through him, Jesus Christ by use of the scriptures.

My name is Paul Bartley, I am 20 years of age. I am a full-time student studying Scriptural Theology. I am also Irish. I truely wish to learn about the will of God. I truely believe that Baptist churches are the ONLY way to salvation and there are no Baptist Churches in Ireland...and any that CLAIM to be, are no more then Baptist fronted Catholic churches.

I'm not quite sure what else to say. Thank you for taking the to read this and I hope to speak to you, and learn from you in the furure.

Thank you again,
Paul

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Hello and welcome to God's favorite forum!

Have you considered relocating to America?

[Paul Bartley]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Hello and welcome to God's favorite forum!

Have you considered relocating to America?

Thank you for the promp reply Dr. Jones, At the moment it is not something which I am considering as I still have many years left on my course. But I am saving up every year so I can go to America the day I finish.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Thank you for the promp reply Dr. Jones, At the moment it is not something which I am considering as I still have many years left on my course. But I am saving up every year so I can go to America the day I finish.

If you'd move to Freehold you could always finish your studies at Landover Baptist University. It has the finest Theology department that I know of.

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

If you'd move to Freehold you could always finish your studies at Landover Baptist University. It has the finest Theology department that I know of.

Question, where is Freehold located in Iowa?

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Question, where is Freehold located in Iowa?

http://www.city-data.com/neighborhood/Freehold-Des-Moines-IA.html

[Paul Bartley]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

http://www.city-data.com/neighborhoo...Moines-IA.html

Can you tell me a little about Freehold?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Can you tell me a little about Freehold?

It's a private Christian gated community and drunken micks aren't welcome.


Why don't you tell us about yourself. How many pints of Jameson's do you drink every day? How old were you the first time you were anally raped by a priest?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Paul Bartley]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

First of all, I am extremely offended. I will, however,out of respect for your position of Pastor, and out of respect for the word of God hold my tongue on that particular topic.

I'm not quite sure where to begin here. So I'll take each point individually. If that's ok with you, Pastor.

I find it deplorable that you would judge me simply on my nationality. I, in fact, DO NOT consume alcohol for a number of reasons. The main one being the passage ofDeuteronomy 29:6.

NOR have I every had any contact with perverted priests (or every priest, as they should be known)

And I have read the two forum posts you sent in your last link, as a matter of fact. I was simply refering to pieces of knowledge along the lines of; population, facilities, what courses would be available to someone who wised to study within the community.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

I find it deplorable that you would judge me simply on my nationality. I, in fact, DO NOT consume alcohol for a number of reasons. The main one being the passage ofDeuteronomy 29:6.

Deuteronomy 29:6 is not an admonishion to refrain from alcohol, it's a reminder from God to those filthy joos just how bad he's cursed them. I suppose you don't drink milk for the same reason?

Don't try and lie to us, son. I've never met a mick who didn't love his Jamesons and a good fistfight. Tell the truth for once in your life, Sean.

NOR have I every had any contact with perverted priests (or every priest, as they should be known)

Another obvious lie. The pervert priests are on every block over there in the land of Guinness and leprechans. No Irish boy escapes without being sodomized. We know the score, O'Reilly.

[Paul Bartley]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Deuteronomy 29:6 is not an admonishion to refrain from alcohol, it's a reminder from God to those filthy joos just how bad he's cursed them. I suppose you don't drink milk for the same reason?

I understand that the passage is more about the travel of the Jewish peoples to the Promised Land, and what they had to sacrifice. Yet even so. In order to be closer to God...they survived without alcohol. Something I have done. And which is easy to do.

Don't try and lie to us, son. I've never met a mick who didn't love his Jamesons and a good fistfight. Tell the truth for once in your life, Sean.
Another obvious lie. The pervert priests are on every block over there in the land of Guinness and leprechans. No Irish boy escapes without being sodomized. We know the score, O'Reilly

I must ask, sir; Have you ever actually been to Ireland?

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

I understand that the passage is more about the travel of the Jewish peoples to the Promised Land, and what they had to sacrifice. Yet even so. In order to be closer to God...they survived without alcohol. Something I have done. And which is easy to do.

Are you sure you're not a drunkard?

Proverbs 23:21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

I understand that the passage is more about the travel of the Jewish peoples to the Promised Land, and what they had to sacrifice. Yet even so. In order to be closer to God...they survived without alcohol. Something I have done. And which is easy to do.

Oh come on, stop lying boy! I've heard mick mothers give their babies Guinness in their baby bottles. That's why you're all drunks!

I must ask, sir; Have you ever actually been to Ireland?

I've spent most of my time over in the ornamental countries, but I've been all over the world preaching the Good News about Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross at Calvary. I've probably been thrown out of your father's pub!

[Paul Bartley]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

Are you sure you're not a drunkard?

Yes Doctor, I am quite sure. Although,I can understand you scepticism as an extremely high proportion of young adults in Ireland do drink, but I do not.

Oh come on, stop lying boy! I've heard mick mothers give their babies Guinness in their baby bottles. That's why you're all drunks!

I've spent most of my time over in the ornamental countries, but I've been all over the world preaching the Good News about Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross at Calvary. I've probably been thrown out of your father's pub!

I'm sorry? You've "...HEARD mick mother..."? Interesting...no actual evidence, then?

And I also notice that nowhere in you're little 'biography' does it say anything about visiting Ireland. Surely you wouldn't be lying to me, would you?

I believe you have yet to answer my question...
Have you ever actually been in Ireland?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, and Help me.

I personally have never visited Ireland. I've never visited the moon, either, but I believe them when they say that it doesn't have an atmosphere.