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  • good_muslim
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 6

    #31
    Re: I have sex with the devil!

    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
    Have you got brother who his name are 'Kane'?


    YIC. Mari.
    No, Kane is not a popular name in Gawadistan :\

    Also, you really need to improve your grammatical abilities.

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #32
      Re: I have sex with the devil!

      Originally posted by good_muslim View Post
      No, Kane is not a popular name in Gawadistan :\
      Where are Gawadistan? Is no real place this, ¿no?

      Originally posted by good_muslim View Post
      Also, you really need to improve your grammatical abilities.
      Really? Perhap you can to helping me get improve it, where start these improves? I are all hears.

      Don't know you this is a forum for people praise God and no be rude at a poor girl who only wanna help people praise God and better herselve?

      Here you listen the advises of the Pastors no give away the advises from out your arrogant head.

      I hope this clear up you this.

      YIC, Mari.
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Pure_Angel
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 294

        #33
        Re: I have sex with the devil!

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        Where are Gawadistan? Is no real place this, ¿no?



        Really? Perhap you can to helping me get improve it, where start these improves? I are all hears.

        Don't know you this is a forum for people praise God and no be rude at a poor girl who only wanna help people praise God and better herselve?

        Here you listen the advises of the Pastors no give away the advises from out your arrogant head.

        I hope this clear up you this.

        YIC, Mari.

        María, I searched for Gawadistan but I could not find anything. So he is lying to us, alas: he is breaking Gods commandments!

        Also María, it does not matter how you say it, but that what you say is meaningful! You shall not listen to him, let the men take care of this.

        Yours in Christ
        Elisabeth
        Proverbs 14:1

        Every wise woman buildeth her house:
        but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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        • good_muslim
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2011
          • 6

          #34
          Re: I have sex with the devil!

          Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
          María, I searched for Gawadistan but I could not find anything. So he is lying to us, alas: he is breaking Gods commandments!

          Also María, it does not matter how you say it, but that what you say is meaningful! You shall not listen to him, let the men take care of this.

          Yours in Christ
          Elisabeth

          Yours in Christ
          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          Where are Gawadistan? Is no real place this, ¿no?



          Really? Perhap you can to helping me get improve it, where start these improves? I are all hears.

          Don't know you this is a forum for people praise God and no be rude at a poor girl who only wanna help people praise God and better herselve?

          Here you listen the advises of the Pastors no give away the advises from out your arrogant head.

          I hope this clear up you this.

          YIC, Mari.
          May I please redirect you to a VERY devout christian man, and a pious believer in the lord.
          I find him most inspiring, and he's a genuine follower of God.

          Please check the two following links to help improve thyselves:

          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41240
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10635

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          • good_muslim
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2011
            • 6

            #35
            Re: I have sex with the devil!

            Gawadistan isn't actually a place, per se
            It is the local colloquial language for "a boring place you want to get out of"

            So please, withhold from calling me blasphemous, and understand differences in cultures.

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532

              #36
              Re: I have sex with the devil!

              Originally posted by good_muslim View Post
              May I please redirect you to a VERY devout christian man, and a pious believer in the lord.
              I find him most inspiring, and he's a genuine follower of God.

              Please check the two following links to help improve thyselves:

              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41240
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10635
              Paula, what's the deal here? You're all over the shop. It's like confusion threw up on your keyboard and you just hit enter. Granted Brother Cranky makes some fine points in the threads you linked to but you seem to have forgotten one key point: You are not a Christian. What gives you the right to slander good Christian ladies like Maria and Pure_Angel?

              Psalm 33:10 "The Lord bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought: He maketh the devices of the people of none effect."
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • PrinsesseAnja
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2011
                • 58

                #37
                Re: I have sex with the devil!

                Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                Please express yourself in a manner befitting of the Lord and not like a drunken Denmarkian smørebretard, then maybe people will consider you intelligent and worth communicating with.
                Do you mean ''smørbrød''`? Do you know what it is? (It's something to eat..) And drunken, no not really. Im over my drunken teenage years.. And express myself in a manner befitting of the Lord? You don't understand my point? The Lord has nothing to do with my intelligens, sorry to tell you that...
                Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

                29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14676

                  #38
                  Re: I have sex with the devil!

                  Originally posted by good_muslim View Post
                  Gawadistan isn't actually a place
                  we already know that


                  So please, withhold from calling me blasphemous, and understand differences in cultures.
                  The nihilistic mohammedan culture is the personification of blasphemy. It has achieved nothing, it has only destroyed. Any advances in the hell-holes where mohammedanism has been imposed derive from pre-existing technologies which were wiped out by the parasitic stone-age philosophy of islam dragging all who follow it down the short path to Hell and eternal damnation.

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                  • Qu'est-ce.que?
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 16

                    #39
                    Re: I have sex with the devil!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    My condolences.

                    Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell!
                    I quite like the simplicity of that answer

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #40
                      Re: I have sex with the devil!

                      Originally posted by Qu'est-ce.que? View Post
                      I quite like the simplicity of that answer
                      Please start a proper introduction thread of your own.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Qu'est-ce.que?
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 16

                        #41
                        Re: I have sex with the devil!

                        Can't i post in another thread like i did? Sorry if I disobeyed this section's rules

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #42
                          Re: I have sex with the devil!

                          Originally posted by Qu'est-ce.que? View Post
                          Can't i post in another thread like i did? Sorry if I disobeyed this section's rules
                          Do you walk into a room of strangers and immediately start spouting off nonsense, or do you introduce yourself first?

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1307

                            #43
                            Re: I have sex with the devil!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Do you walk into a room of strangers and immediately start spouting off nonsense, or do you introduce yourself first?

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
                            Is polite to introduce youselve forst of course Mr Smyth.
                            I introduce always myselve before I espout nonsenses, is only polite manner after all, yes?

                            YIC, Mari.
                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • PrinsesseLily
                              Unsaved trash, Swedish whore
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 86

                              #44
                              Re: I have sex with the devil!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
                              Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?
                              it's called Denmark please...
                              Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

                              29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29457

                                #45
                                Re: I have sex with the devil!

                                Originally posted by PrinsesseLily View Post
                                it's called Denmark please...
                                Everyone knows denmarkians come from denmark.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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