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my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. -
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Is is OK if I ban you?
You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava.
Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc...Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?Originally posted by PrinsesseAngelika View Post
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)
YIC, Mari.Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.Comment
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Atheists think we should be able to marry elephantsOriginally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
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Is it dead yet?Originally posted by PrinsesseAngelika View Post
I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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My goodness, what shocking language! We simply aren't used to such filth!Originally posted by PrinsesseAngelika View Post
Yours in Christ,
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A sad, bored atheist girl trying to provoke us by mentioning satan and unmarried sex?
Deuteronomy 9:7-8:
Remember, and forget not, how thou provokedst the LORD thy God to wrath in the wilderness: from the day that thou didst depart out of the land of Egypt, until ye came unto this place, ye have been rebellious against the LORD.
Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you.
Do not use your fathers computer without his permission! No go and tell him what you did and say you're sorry.Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.Comment
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Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.
We get it, you people don't do humor, no need to make it anymore clear. (Seriously, you really aren't funny.)Originally posted by All you goobers from the North Lands trying to be hilariousHi, I am ______ ______sson. I am not speak so good the engelska, so forgive ja? I does not go in church, but I am member of kyrka because socialist state say it must be so. I find this forum cause of ______ and think maybe I should be doing the learn about being a religion person instead of heathen troll-face. Also, I hear Yesus turn water into wine - that would make him much popis around here.
Is ok I if I have the sex with a moose?Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."Comment
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I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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Are you his lawfully wedded wife? Exactly how many millennia old are you?Originally posted by DemonessAngelika View PostYiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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I read that they eat fried cod's tongues. They must be a dwarfish people to be sated on something so tiny,Originally posted by Titus Templeton View PostYiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Do you often fantasise about having relationships with mythical creatures?Originally posted by DemonessAngelika View Post
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Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
Posted via Mobile DeviceLeviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.Comment
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