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  • PrinsesseLily
    Unsaved trash, Swedish whore
    • Mar 2011
    • 86
    #46
    Re: I have sex with the devil!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Everyone knows denmarkians come from denmark.
    no no no it's just something you made up it's not true...
    Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

    29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457
        #47
        Re: I have sex with the devil!

        Originally posted by PrinsesseLily View Post
        no no no it's just something you made up it's not true...
        So just where do denmarkians come from? france?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337
            #48
            Re: I have sex with the devil!

            Originally posted by PrinsesseAnja View Post
            But it is still wrong. People who lives in Denmark is called Danes - also the rest of the calls us DANES.. Denmarkians is not a word and does not exist...

            And maybe im a woman, but that doesn't mean that you are more intelligent than me. In fact, i think im much more intelligent than you. Does that piss you off?

            ups, i don't think im more intelligent than you - I know that im much more intelligent AND smarter than you.
            You're even dumber than I thought.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380
                #49
                Re: I have sex with the devil!

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                You're even dumber than I thought.
                Women. Every time you think you have seen everything, an even dumber one arrives.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Two-Dollar Bill
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 532
                    #50
                    Re: I have sex with the devil!

                    I've always been willing to give the Denmarkians the benefit of the doubt compared to the other Sindinavian territories. At least they go about their lives with some conviction rather than throwing themselves beneath trains and engaging in extramarital affairs. Unfortunately Lil' Miss Obstinate here is doing some damage to the small bit of respect her fellow countrymen have built up for me.
                    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                      • JudasPriest
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 3
                        #51
                        Re: I have sex with the devil!

                        Brethren!
                        Do not get provoked by this whore of Beelzebub, she has only registered to provoke us children of God and to turn our heads.

                        I've got a friend in Jesus and Satan knows it, therefore he sends his spawn (even to forums like this) to tempt me.

                        Denmarkians! There is no such thing....

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                          • Sophia Chipman
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 59
                            #52
                            Re: I have sex with the devil!

                            One word: disgusting.
                            sigpic"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

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                              • Tea_Party_Minister
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 74
                                #53
                                Re: I have sex with the devil!
                                (Ezekiel 23:19-20) (King James Version)

                                Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

                                Young Woman,

                                You do not need to copulate with Satan!

                                Jesus is all you need! Lay limp and trust His Holy hands and the miracles they perform.

                                Look into the blue eyes of Jesus and feel Him deep inside you. Accept all of Him completely.

                                Pray to Him: "Come into me Jesus, again and again. Fill me up with your warm, eternal love."

                                But, if you are not ready to let Him come deep inside you, drop to your knees and

                                (1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                                Amen,
                                Tea Party Minister

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #54
                                    Re: I have sex with the devil!

                                    Originally posted by Judy'sPriest View Post
                                    Brethren!
                                    Do not get provoked by this whore of Beelzebub, she has only registered to provoke us children of God and to turn our heads.
                                    An excellent point! Of course, True Christians(tm) are not capable of being tempted by any member of the opposite s*x, no matter how attractive.

                                    By the way, who is Judy, and why does she require her own priest? Are you a Catholic?
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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