because apparently I need to introduce myself.

[Matthieu Williams]

Yo. I'm Maddy.

I'm 15 (the best fifteen-year-old girl you'll ever meet), and I'm studying at a school...somewhere. Somewhere with one of the top 100 music programs in the country.

I'm Norwegian (NOOOORGE ♥) and Prussian (...derp ♥), I like correcting people on their grammatical errors, and I play French horn and piano, along with singing (range goes from a middle C in the bass cleft to a C above the staff in the treble cleft. I'm a soprano, though.).

I adore Lady Gaga, Tegan and Sara, Eric Whitacre (he visited my school last year, it was amazing.), Gabriel Faure (never met him 'cause, you know...he's dead, but still amazing), and Percy Grangier.

I plan on majoring in language when I go to college. My first language was American Sign Language (I was born with severe hearing loss, and then gained it all back through the magic of science and corrective surgery), with English coming afterwards, then German and Japanese.



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Oh, and I'm Buddhist and a lesbian. Let the flaming begin about how I'm a "sinner" and how I'm "going to hell".
Hey, at least I know proper English.

[Qu'est-ce.que?]

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wow hearing problem + music studies and passion... respect

[Lycia The Repentant]

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OK Maddy, so you're a Buddhist, a lesbian, and you acknowledge the fact that both of those things will get you sent to Hell. However, Jesus led you here for some reason, and hopefully it's because He wants you to realize the error of your ways and accept Him as your personal Lord and Savior.

So like I said, I'm hoping the Holy Spirit led you here for the sake of your Salvation, but why do you think you signed up here? Do you have any questions about True Christianity(tm)? Would you like to learn more about the Bible? Is there any scripture you have questions about?

Let's get talking about your eternal soul, friend.

EDIT: While you're at it, maybe you can explain why Buddhism appeals to you. Why don't you tell me why you decided to worship pagan gods?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah I like correcting people blah blah blah

I'm sure you meant "clef" when speaking of music.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Cranky Old Man]

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girl

Do you have your father's permission to be here?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Just your standard formerly deaf Norwegian-Prussian lesbian Buddhist music student, eh? Boy if I had a nickel!

Thank you for wasting our time with a wholly implausible fabrication about who you are. When you're ready to be honest, come on back. Or not.

Yours in Him,
Bab <---- God's lil' lie detector
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[Faith_Machine]

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Matthieu, I would love to be able to tell you about God's glory in great depth! Sadly, however, I am bound by a court order which prohibits me from communicating with minors on the Internet.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Ah, so you considerate youselve a 'hijo de Buda'?
Sorry, but in spanish that sound very terribel really.

Stop Buddhing and believe in Jesus please.

YIC Mari.

[Pure_Angel]

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Yo. I'm Maddy.

I'm 15 (the best fifteen-year-old girl you'll ever meet), and I'm studying at a school...somewhere. Somewhere with one of the top 100 music programs in the country.

I'm Norwegian (NOOOORGE ♥) and Prussian (...derp ♥), I like correcting people on their grammatical errors, and I play French horn and piano, along with singing (range goes from a middle C in the bass cleft to a C above the staff in the treble cleft. I'm a soprano, though.).

I adore Lady Gaga, Tegan and Sara, Eric Whitacre (he visited my school last year, it was amazing.), Gabriel Faure (never met him 'cause, you know...he's dead, but still amazing), and Percy Grangier.

I plan on majoring in language when I go to college. My first language was American Sign Language (I was born with severe hearing loss, and then gained it all back through the magic of science and corrective surgery), with English coming afterwards, then German and Japanese.



...
Oh, and I'm Buddhist and a lesbian. Let the flaming begin about how I'm a "sinner" and how I'm "going to hell".
Hey, at least I know proper English.

Hello Maddy!
Another Sindinavian! (hey, my country still used to own yours) But I don't belive you since... well Prussia isn't a country and haven't been for a long time. Do you have your fathers promission to post?
Anyway, you are a ex-deaf*, lesabian buddhist... let me guess, you are a vegan too?
And you know, it isn't a womans place to "like" to correct anyone.

I will pray for you to find the true way!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

*a miracle made by God (not sience) maybe you aren't so bad after all!

[HTannor]

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Brothers and Sisters, I am in awe at the patience you're showing with this underage pervert.

Yes, I said "pervert."

Did you pick up on his self-admission of majoring in American Sign Language? Obviously, this youngster could not stop self-pleasuring himself from an early age. And it's a well known fact that "choking the chicken" causes deafness.

My recommendation is that we refer this little "flogger" back to his parents for some firm guidance in how to present himself to the adult world.

[Faith_Machine]

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Sign language is an ungodly tool which many teenagers use for pornographic purposes. If you doubt that, I offer the following video as proof.

WARNING! Do not watch this video in the company of women or children, as it is extremely vulgar and suggestive!

Watching that little misguided strumpet dancing around like a painted woman, making all those disgusting hand signals, I am overcome with a Godly urge to take her across my knee and give her bare bottom a good, hard, open-handed spanking!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Oh, and I'm Buddhist and a lesbian. Let the flaming begin about how I'm a "sinner" and how I'm "going to hell".

You could always repent, turn away from your sinful lifestyle and accept Jesus. It's never too late for repentance, my dear child. I think you should give it a chance.