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  • HolyDischarge
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 7

    #1

    G'Day Mates

    Hi/hie

    Hi from landsdown underz

    Wants to learnz the holy way, and revel in the discharge!!









    Over and out scalywags!

    God bless!
  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #2
    Re: G'Day Mates

    You call that an introduction? How about that you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus instead of spewing out a bunch of gibberish?
    How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
    The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
    How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
    God HATES Carbon Dating

    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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    • Immaculate Kiwi
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 71

      #3
      Re: G'Day Mates

      Its uneducated trash like this that makes me ashamed of being from this infernal region of flat earth. The sooner this area slips off the edge into oblivion, the better! No doubt another heathen Aussie convict....

      In God I trust,

      I.Kiwi
      Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: G'Day Mates

        Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
        Hi/hie

        Hi from landsdown underz

        Wants to learnz the holy way,
        and revel in the discharge!!

        Over and out scalywags!

        God bless!
        This is not a "bukkake" site, young lady.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • HolyDischarge
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2011
          • 7

          #5
          Re: G'Day Mates

          *Wants medals*


          @Dr. Isaiah Jones
          Im just so excited... and my keyboard so sticky - typos came.
          I joined for the kangaroo research you do! amen brother


          @Immaculate Kiwi
          Amen Brother


          @Zechariah Smyth
          I talk of the holy light discharging from heaven into my soul

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          • Dr. Isaiah Jones
            Christ's Antiquarius
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 736

            #6
            Re: G'Day Mates

            Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
            *Wants medals*
            If you want medals you must earn them, pal. To begin with I suggest that you improve your grammar and write a proper introduction. Please tell us about your relationship with Jesus, which church you attend, favorite Bible verse, etc.
            How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
            The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
            How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
            God HATES Carbon Dating

            2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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            • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
              Pastor of Praise and Worship
              A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2009
              • 3890

              #7
              Re: G'Day Mates

              Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
              *Wants medals*
              This is not an internet scavenger hunt where you earn medals for a few stupid posts.

              Medals for being an hateful retarded must be earned over the long term or else we could not properly diagnose you.
              Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


              Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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              • HolyDischarge
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2011
                • 7

                #8
                Re: G'Day Mates

                (Matthew 5:22) 22 But I tell you, that everyone who is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment; and whoever shall say to his brother, ‘Raca!’ shall be in danger of the council; and whoever shall say, ‘You fool!’ shall be in danger of the fire of Gehenna.


                Certainly up there amongst my all time favorites!!!!!!!!

                Sodomite fantasizing about our Jesus who will hold up in His muscular arms deleted.
                Last edited by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson; 04-11-2011, 05:24 AM. Reason: tut tut

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: G'Day Mates

                  Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
                  *** retarded crap deleted ***
                  You're a retard, and God hates retards...that's why you're going to Hell.

                  (Matthew 5:48) "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #10
                    Re: G'Day Mates

                    Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
                    (Matthew 5:22) 22 But I tell you, that everyone who is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment; and whoever shall say to his brother, ‘Raca!’ shall be in danger of the council; and whoever shall say, ‘You fool!’ shall be in danger of the fire of Gehenna.
                    At least you posted scripture. I didn't call you a fool, however.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • HolyDischarge
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: G'Day Mates

                      Zechariah Smyth@

                      Your harsh words, soothe my tender abuse areas.. so thank you.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: G'Day Mates

                        Originally posted by HolyDischarge View Post
                        Zechariah Smyth@

                        Your harsh words, soothe my tender abuse areas.. so thank you.
                        And your shallow barbs find no earthly purchase.



                        Zechariah
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: G'Day Mates

                          Originally posted by HolyDouchebag View Post
                          Zechariah Smyth@

                          Your harsh words, soothe my tender abuse areas.. so thank you.
                          Is there a reason for your presence?

                          This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not the My Chemical Romance of Christian Rosencreutz Emo-Cutters Chat.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • HolyDischarge
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: G'Day Mates

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Is there a reason for your presence?
                            Yes, Jesus. Amen.
                            What about you?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not the My Chemical Romance of Christian Rosencreutz Emo-Cutters Chat.

                            I know what kinda of forum this is Rev. Rodimer. Im just excited to be here.
                            Thanks for the walk welcome.

                            **Btw
                            Im hope you manage to obtain your new medal soon!

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