HAI GUYZ!

[apples&pears]

How are we all on this fine day?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

That is not an introduction.

At very least give us your name, location, favorite Bible verse, favorite nickname for Hillary Clinton (Mine is Hitleritrix C***-ton).

And of course, your apology for your username and poor spelling.

[apples&pears]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

That is not an introduction.

At very least give us your name, location, favorite Bible verse, favorite nickname for Hillary Clinton (Mine is Hitleritrix C***-ton).

And of course, your apology for your username and poor spelling.

Hmm, ok then. Change my username if you wish.

My name is Chris, Im from the UK, My favourite bible verse is Samuel 17:46

Im afraid i dont't have a nickname for her, Ill have to think of one

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

Hmm, ok then. Change my username if you wish.

My name is Chris, Im from the UK, My favourite bible verse is Samuel 17:46

Im afraid i dont't have a nickname for her, Ill have to think of one

Welcome to the forum friend but you really need to get a favorite for the Hilldog. Remember friend she is out to cut your' wedding tackle off.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

46 This day will the LORD deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcases of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel.

Kill, mutilate, leave the dead for the rats. That's a very good post-9/11 verse you've chosen.

[apples&pears]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

Is there a way i can be more into god? Right now, im still doubting whether he is real or not, Id love to believe that he is.

[JennyD]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

Is there a way i can be more into god? Right now, im still doubting whether he is real or not, Id love to believe that he is.

I'm not sure if there is a way you can be LESS into Him!

For starters, those who love and fear the Lord capitalize "God" and pronouns referencing Him. I know that your shift key works, as you capitalized "I" (which shows me that you misguidedly respect yourself more than our Creator!).

Tell me, have you read God's Word, the Holy Bible? Have you looked at the Bible in a Year section of this Forum? (See, you don't even need to buy a Bible, just read online!)

Have you read how Jesus can save you from the coming Tribulations?

These are all ways you can get to be more "into God".

A better question might be, how are you going to get God into YOU?

[Justin Bill]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

Is there a way i can be more into god? Right now, im still doubting whether he is real or not, Id love to believe that he is.

Thats alright, God believes in you, and he is a jealous God, waiting for his chance to curse you eternaly.


you don't really need to believe, only to be so scared S****less of the alternative, to bow down to him and ask for the mercy of his son.

So go on, have some Christ Blood poured on you Carrie, and watch yourself turn white.

[Wide-Open]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

Welcome to the forum friend but you really need to get a favorite for the Hilldog. Remember friend she is out to cut your' wedding tackle off.

I've long been pondering over this, and finally found one.

It is the most damning description I've ever heard, and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to repeat it here.

Oh, well, I'll just go ahead, mods, please delete if you think it is too vile and degrading:

"Married to Bill"

There you have it.

[JennyD]

Re: HAI GUYZ!

I like Billary Klingon, myself.