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So i stumbled upon this page from an unlikely forum elsewhere on the interwebs. This is a perfect fit for me and i thought it would be best to introduce myself. My name is Tom and im from Maycomb, Alabama. Im a black male and i recently found jesus. I understand christians are very welcoming to other races and nationalities, im also crippled (born with a deformed right arm), i know this community will welcome me with open arms. I have always dreamed of finding i place i belong so well.
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Wow, I suppose you are a bastard too.
Let's hear a reading of your favorite scriptures, boy.Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
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Do you say that because he is a Negro, or because he is from Alabama?Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View PostWow, I suppose you are a bastard too.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Both and I suspect he is trying to play shock the conservative Christians.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostDo you say that because he is a Negro, or because he is from Alabama?Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.comComment
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Another deformed nigra? If I had a nickel...Originally posted by theultimatechristian View Post
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Well considering how/where they grow up.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostAnother deformed nigra? If I had a nickel...
YiC,
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I go to a small church called First Purchase, Rev. Sykes has been my spiritual leader for most of my life.
My favorite verse in scripture is Galatians 3:28-29:
"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."Comment
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Welcome to the friendliest forums on God's Online Network! What did your mammy do to anger God and cause your arm punishment? Has your baby momma littered you any pups? Do you enjoy orange drink?
I just know Jesus has led you here with a purpose! Praise God! Perhaps you'd be a good fit for the True Ex-Negro™ program! It's not for everyone, though. It would require being on time, and not talking during the educational films.
Dancing In The Blood of The Infant Savior,
Harry LesterSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Thanks!Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
My wife is not capable of bearing children. So we live alone. She does make most delicious fried chicken though, which i usually consume with purple drink. I dont care for orange.
Im sure jesus lead me here for a reason, im just not sure what you mean by ex-negro. Im still a nigger arent I? Why cant i talk during films?
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