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  • Greetings and Salutations

    Hello there my True Christian (TM) friends. My name is The Bright Beast, and like you, I believe that the word of the Lord is infallible and the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It is my ambition to practice law so that I may be able to bring Godliness and order to the legal system. As for my favourite Bible verse, it is Genesis 1:31. "And God saw every thing that he had made: and behold, it was very good." A very good summary of my faith and belief in God. Please excuse my spelling, as, due to being British, my spelling somewhat lacks. However, my faith is strong, and I hold most, if not all of the same core values as you. As we have said here for many, many years: toodle pip (Goodbye)
    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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    Re: Greetings and Salutations

    Originally posted by The Bright Beast View Post
    Hello there my True Christian ™ friends. My name is The Bright Beast, and like you, I believe that the word of the Lord is infallible and the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It is my ambition to practice law so that I may be able to bring Godliness and order to the legal system. As for my favourite Bible verse, it is Genesis 1:31. "And God saw every thing that he had made: and behold, it was very good." A very good summary of my faith and belief in God. Please excuse my spelling, as, due to being British, my spelling somewhat lacks. However, my faith is strong, and I hold most, if not all of the same core values as you. As we have said here for many, many years: toodle pip (Goodbye)
    Amen, it's nice to see someone who accepts the whole Word of Truth. Don't worry about yuor spelling. I know ours is perfect and whatnot, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.

    How many soldiers for Christ has your help meet borne you? What church do you take them to, barrister?
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    • #3
      Re: Greetings and Salutations

      Unfortunately, I must attend the Church of England, as there are no other nearby, although I would like to visit the Westboro Baptist Church one day and talk with Mr. Phelps. There was an enlightening documentary on TV a while ago that really opened my eyes. Thankfully, though, the CofE is NOT catholic. (they don't even deserve a capital letter...)
      Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings and Salutations

        Originally posted by The Bright Beast View Post
        Unfortunately, I must attend the Church of England, as there are no other nearby, although I would like to visit the Westboro Baptist Church one day and talk with Mr. Phelps. There was an enlightening documentary on TV a while ago that really opened my eyes. Thankfully, though, the CofE is NOT catholic. (they don't even deserve a capital letter...)
        Meh, he's a liebral demoncrat supporter. He's also a Bible cherry picker since he allows his daughter to run the church and let's the women wear pants. Personally I'm disgusted that they're held up as the benchmark for fundamentalists.
        Drama queen

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          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Meh, he's a liebral demoncrat supporter. He's also a Bible cherry picker since he allows his daughter to run the church and let's the women wear pants. Personally I'm disgusted that they're held up as the benchmark for fundamentalists.
          If this is true, then he has earned a one way ticket to hell and I regret bringing his name up! Women wearing pants... The nerve of some people.
          Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings and Salutations

            Welcome to God's Personal Favorite Forums! I must imagine that you have the goal of immigrating to the U.S. To that end, might I suggest gathering up a boy's youth group for a missionary trip to God's Country. Then, once here, simply defect, thereby saving several boys from growing up without ever having been exposed to what True Christians™ can offer them here in The States. I'm no legal expert, but what court in the land could condemn you for that?

            Praise God! I cannot wait to see all those new little members standing tall for Jesus!

            Prancing Proudly In The Blood of Christ Jesus,
            Harry Lester
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings and Salutations

              Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
              Welcome to God's Personal Favorite Forums! I must imagine that you have the goal of immigrating to the U.S. To that end, might I suggest gathering up a boy's youth group for a missionary trip to God's Country. Then, once here, simply defect, thereby saving several boys from growing up without ever having been exposed to what True Christians™ can offer them here in The States. I'm no legal expert, but what court in the land could condemn you for that?
              That, Minister, is an exceptional plan, which I shall try my hardest to follow! What a brilliant mind you are, certainly more amazing than the heretic Einstein or the satanist, devil-worshipping Hawking.
              Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings and Salutations

                Welcome! Looks like you have found a new home.

                Genesis is often overlooked by people making their introduction here, and I am pleasantly surprised to see you have selected a verse from that fine Book.

                You'd be amazed at the number of people who select John 3:16 as their favorite verse and then think they've won some kind of argument.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                  Re: Greetings and Salutations

                  Genesis is the best book in the Bible. Without Genesis, there would be no Earth, and none of God's creatures would ever exist!
                  Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings and Salutations

                    Bright tell me more about your self. Do you run, lift weight. The best way to say in spirit with Jesus is to get spiritual with your self

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings and Salutations

                      Originally posted by GreasyPigeon View Post
                      Bright tell me more about your self. Do you run, lift weight. The best way to say in spirit with Jesus is to get spiritual with your self
                      Are all the gay dating sites shut down? It would be wonderful if they were but somehow I don't think they are.
                      Drama queen

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