[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

I wouldn't imagine Jesus hates me because I won't replace my keyboard, the item works just requires a bit more effort than usual and sometimes I slip up when I'm typing that is all.

As for the whisky point, I would never drink alcohol, it is the devils vomit.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello Brothers

I wouldn't imagine Jesus hates me because I won't replace my keyboard, the item works just requires a bit more effort than usual and sometimes I slip up when I'm typing that is all.

So, you're lazy. God doesn't exactly look highly upon that.
Proverbs 13:4 "The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: But the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."

As for the whisky thing, well, I think we should wait till you've mastered your keyboard.

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

How do you gather I'm lazy from making do with what I have ?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Brothers

How do you gather I'm lazy from making do with what I have ?

Please do not question a True Christian™, boy.



But since we're on the subject, let's explore the possibilities for you clinging to this defective keyboard.

1. You're too lazy to replace it. Already covered by Brother Bill.

2. You don't have the money to replace it. Get a second job and secure the funds to replace it. This probably ties in with item 1.

3. You aren't sure how to replace it. I'm not a computer/IT person so I don't know how to do this either, but I'm sure that someone will be along shortly to describe the process.

4. You have an emotional attachment to the defective keyboard. Let it go, friend.

(Luke 12:15) "And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

None of those are issues, the keyboard works so I don't see a need to replace it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Brothers

None of those are issues, the keyboard works so I don't see a need to replace it.

Don't argue with me, boy.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

Don't argue with me, boy.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

Who are you to call me boy ?

In the real world Brother Smyth if you made that kind of comment to me I would strike down upon thee, however not with great vengence, but with one truly almighty boot to your testicles.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hello Brothers

Who are you to call me boy ?

In the real world Brother Smyth if you made that kind of comment to me I would strike down upon thee, however not with great vengence, but with one truly almighty boot to your testicles.

You don't know who you are dealing with Boy.

My money would definitely be on Brother Zechariah.

YiC

Jack

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello Brothers

Who are you to call me boy ?

In the real world Brother Smyth if you made that kind of comment to me I would strike down upon thee, however not with great vengence, but with one truly almighty boot to your testicles.

Silly little man-child, your desire to touch your feet to Brother Smyth's genitals is part of a sick disease called "Homosexual Fetishism". We have an ex-gay program here that can help you, but you must first confess your sins to be considered for that program. If you choose to not confess your sin of faggotry, AND if you are a boy (which it's clear you hate to be called), I offer a one-on-one Youth Retreat For Intensive Homosexuality Reprogramming in my luxury sound proof private counseling attic. We'll have you cured of 'The Queer' one way or the other, whether you like it or not. Now quit boy-lusting after Brother Smyth's junk and start getting saved before you end up in quarantine with the other silly little faggotwinks.

Drenched In The Pure Blood Of Salvation,
Harry Lester

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

Silly little man-child, your desire to touch your feet to Brother Smyth's genitals is part of a sick disease called "Homosexual Fetishism". We have an ex-gay program here that can help you, but you must first confess your sins to be considered for that program. If you choose to not confess your sin of faggotry, AND if you are a boy (which it's clear you hate to be called), I offer a one-on-one Youth Retreat For Intensive Homosexuality Reprogramming in my luxury sound proof private counseling attic. We'll have you cured of 'The Queer' one way or the other, whether you like it or not. Now quit boy-lusting after Brother Smyth's junk and start getting saved before you end up in quarantine with the other silly little faggotwinks.

Drenched In The Pure Blood Of Salvation,
Harry Lester

From the part of your post that is bolded above and having read other posts of yours I am certain that you could do with a little curing yourself, your faggoty way and your lust for an anal pounding is overwhelming from what I have read.

You my friend are the "The Queer" not me.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello Brothers

From the part of your post that is bolded above and having read other posts of yours I am certain that you could do with a little curing yourself, your faggoty way and your lust for an anal pounding is overwhelming from what I have read.

You my friend are the "The Queer" not me.

Seems like that keyboard is fixed. Where were we...ahh yes, your amazing disrespect of your betters. You came to this forum openly and in such people here have attempted to listen to you without passing judgment. Suspecting you were in need of help they have offered assistance and their sound opinion.

And what do you do? You throw it back in their face in a way that is becoming of a baby who needs their diaper changed.

Learn some manners and show a side of you that is that of a Christian, and not a lazy panda, if you want people to respect you here.

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

You don't know who you are dealing with Boy.

My money would definitely be on Brother Zechariah.

YiC

Jack

I know perfectly well who I am dealing with BOY.

Your false hope clouds your judgement and your money would be lost.

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

Seems like that keyboard is fixed. Where were we...ahh yes, your amazing disrespect of your betters. You came to this forum openly and in such people here have attempted to listen to you without passing judgment. Suspecting you were in need of help they have offered assistance and their sound opinion.

And what do you do? You throw it back in their face in a way that is becoming of a baby who needs their diaper changed

Learn some manners and show a side of you that is that of a Christian, and not a lazy panda, if you want people to respect you here.

I have manners my friend, however there is nothing to me to suggest these offering assistance are correct, I find there views very condescending and I believe that is echoed in my responses.
Our Youth Minister is obviously a queer loving bum bandit and brother Zacariah it appears seems to have a fetish for young boys.
They are the people in need of more help than me.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello Brothers

I know perfectly well who I am dealing with BOY.

Your false hope clouds your judgement and your money would be lost.

Oh! I get it! It's humor! A boy who has openly lusted after the genitals of another male and named himself after a lady-part is pretending to be a tough boy! Jesus doesn't find you funny, but satan is no doubt entertained by your antics. To satan, it's like you're tap-dancing your way into his eternal nambla meeting in hell. PRAISE GOD!

Shouting Glory In The Loving Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[Beef Is Best]

Re: Hello Brothers

Oh! I get it! It's humor! A boy who has openly lusted after the genitals of another male and named himself after a lady-part is pretending to be a tough boy! Jesus doesn't find you funny, but satan is no doubt entertained by your antics. To satan, it's like you're tap-dancing your way into his eternal nambla meeting in hell. PRAISE GOD!

Shouting Glory In The Loving Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

To kick someone in the testicles is hardly an act of openly lusting after male genitaly.

It is obvious to me that you are the homo here and for that I hope God saves you.