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  • Vaporman
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    • Apr 2011
    • 12

    #1

    Greetings!

    Hello, friends! My name is Jim, I go to Middletown Baptist Church, in New Jersey. My favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 13:15 "Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly"

    While I am not much of a worshiper of Him compared to most of you I do try to stay very involved with Him and His almighty words portrayed in the bible. I am married and have a son as well.

    Look forward to meeting you, brothers! See you on the forums!
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Finally, somebody with the right attitude who knows how to properly introduce himself!

    Welcome, brother!

    Tell me, what does your screen name mean? Are you one of those nicotine addicts who's turned to "vaping" in order to ween yourself off of cigarettes?

    I certainly hope you're not one of those marijuana addicts who uses a vaporizer to smoke his "ganja."

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22367

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      How many sons do you have?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Vaporman
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        • Apr 2011
        • 12

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Tell me, what does your screen name mean? Are you one of those nicotine addicts who's turned to "vaping" in order to ween yourself off of cigarettes?

        I certainly hope you're not one of those marijuana addicts who uses a vaporizer to smoke his "ganja."

        That's a pretty long jump to get to that conclusion. If you really care to know vapor in this case is taken from the word 'vaporware'. Google defines it as: "Vaporware describes a product, usually software, that has been announced by a developer during or before its development, if there is significant doubt whether the product will actually be released.", however this can be applied to many things, in this case my name.

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man
        How many sons do you have?
        Originally posted by Vaporman
        ...and have a son as well.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Vaporman View Post
          That's a pretty long jump to get to that conclusion. If you really care to know vapor in this case is taken from the word 'vaporware'. Google defines it as: "Vaporware describes a product, usually software, that has been announced by a developer during or before its development, if there is significant doubt whether the product will actually be released.", however this can be applied to many things, in this case my name.
          Is there significant doubt that you will actually be released from Satan's sinful temptations?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Vaporman
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            • Apr 2011
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Is there significant doubt that you will actually be released from Satan's sinful temptations?
            It's actually more of just a username.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              I hope you are not one of those comic book people.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Vaporman
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                • Apr 2011
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                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                I hope you are not one of those comic book people.
                If you're saying that you hope that I am not a character in a comic book then no, I'm not. I am an actual person typing on a keyboard. I don't see how me having a word followed by 'man' makes me a "comic book person" regardless.



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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Not funny child. You know exactly what I meant. I'll use little words for you.

                  Do
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                  You
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                  Read
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                  Comics?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Vaporman
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Well of course not. Why would I ever read something other than the bible? Also, what would a grown man with a family be doing reading comics for fun?


                    In addition, the warning which has just been issued to me was for "Making light of a serious discussion".

                    What you said:
                    I hope you are not one of those comic book people.
                    Is not the start of a discussion, much less a serious one as from what I have told you all so far in no way reflects that I would be a person to read comics.

                    I have my family, and God on which to spend my time. I would rather read the bible (as I do every night) over reading some comic book. Now, we are having a serious discussion, and I intend on treating it as such. The above however, was not.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Right-O, hence you post a picture of a cartoon character from a comic. Come clean before Jesus, let Him wash you in His Blood. Fall to your knees before God and open to receive His everlasting gift.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Sean D
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                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Right-O, hence you post a picture of a cartoon character from a comic. Come clean before Jesus, let Him wash you in His Blood. Fall to your knees before God and open to receive His everlasting gift.
                        I used to love comics, but not i realize they are the work of the devil with their giant green men, and sexual wonder woman!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          The only 'comics' that are permissible are Chick Tracts
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                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Vaporman
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                            • Apr 2011
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                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            I came in here to introduce myself, not to get into a debate on which comic books, if any are appropriate to read. I have even forbidden my son from reading comic books at a young age so as he wouldn't have his focus taken from the wonders of God.

                            On top of that I have done what I must already to become close to God, oh and how I feel Him and his wisdom with me always. Me posting a picture of Spider-Man holding a subway sandwich doesn't mean 'anything'.
                            It's simply and subtly saying that my screen name has nothing to do with my association with comic books just like a sandwich has very little to do with spider-man from what I've heard.

                            Despite the needless warnings issued to me and the assumptions of what I read I will try to become involved and active in this community with those who are friendly to me.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              I see, so you think Spider Man does not eat?

                              I resent the implication that I am not friendly. I am perhaps one of the easiest going guys there is.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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