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  • hadgel_ether
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2008
    • 1

    #1

    I Heart You People

    You people make me smile, you're all my champions.

    This site = fantastic.

    Also, I'm Ether. Nice to meet you.
    Fantastical fanaticism flowing forth from false forms.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: I Heart You People

    Originally posted by hadgel_ether View Post
    You people make me smile, you're all my champions.

    This site = fantastic.

    Also, I'm Ether. Nice to meet you.
    Welcome aboard friend. I do trust that you're not a druggie, a furry or a Yiddish, as your username would seem to suggest. You certainly do seem to have the right attitude, anyway. What's your favourite Bible verse? And what's a hadgel? A cudgel used for whacking hags like Hillary?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • JennyD
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      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: I Heart You People

      Er, you "heart" us?

      How do you noun someone?

      Well, I'm sure we "Bible" you, dear.
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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #4
        Re: I Heart You People

        Praise the Lord! My friends, this person (I assume it is of the female persuasion) is clearly sent by the Lord to be a companion to poor deranged Petal.

        You see, Ether, our poor Petal loves cats, can't spell, and is not necessarily the most worshipful Christian on the forum. Yet now you come, with a winking cat as your avatar, and Christian love in your heart.

        See, the Lord ever surprises us with His great and merciful inventiveness!

        As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him. Amos 5:19


        Welcome, and may you continue to enjoy the blessings of the Christ.

        ~~ OEJ

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: I Heart You People

          Welcome!

          And if you are SAVED, HE has a HEART ON for you!

          GLORY!!!!

          Lve, Sister Thumper
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: I Heart You People

            Originally posted by hadgel_ether View Post
            You people make me smile, you're all my champions.

            This site = fantastic.

            Also, I'm Ether. Nice to meet you.
            Welcome to our forum friend.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: I Heart You People

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Welcome!

              And if you are SAVED, HE has a HEART ON for you!

              GLORY!!!!

              Lve, Sister Thumper
              Sister Thumper, have you any idea why Jesus is here depicted wearing one flat and one high-heeled sandal?

              This strikes me as odd.
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              Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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              • Justin Bill
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                Forum Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 63

                #8
                Re: I Heart You People

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Er, you "heart" us?

                How do you noun someone?

                Well, I'm sure we "Bible" you, dear.
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                its good to be exposed to new "slang" from the cool kids.
                Ephesians 6:9
                9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

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