Praise be his name

[Minister Phil]

Hello brothers, my name is Phillip and I am glad to have found a community of like minded Christian brethren. I have attended the Jesus People Life Changing Southern Baptist Church for two decades. I am currently a very active member but have started to evangelise with every spare moment I have. It disgusts me with the amount of uneducated unsaved filth in my area. I will stop at nothing to make them believe what I believe. Which is the word of God. Our town has a negroid problem which really brings our community down but I some day hope to come up with a solution with the help of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Thank you for allowing me to join your comminuty. God bless us all in our endevors.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Praise be his name

Hello and welcome to our friendly forum. Are you married? If so, how many sons do you have?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Praise be his name

Praise the LORD and welcome, Phillip. How many Soldiers for Christ has your wife borne you? What is your favorite sermon you like to give as an Reverend?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Praise be his name

Hello brothers, my name is Phillip and I am glad to have found a community of like minded Christian brethren. I have attended the Jesus People Life Changing Southern Baptist Church for two decades. I am currently a very active member but have started to evangelise with every spare moment I have. It disgusts me with the amount of uneducated unsaved filth in my area. I will stop at nothing to make them believe what I believe. Which is the word of God. Our town has a negroid problem which really brings our community down but I some day hope to come up with a solution with the help of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Thank you for allowing me to join your comminuty. God bless us all in our endevors.

Welcome Brother Phil!

Whew! We've sure had a lot of newcomers with mustaches. We had a fellow recently who looked like a joo-stew cross between John Stossel and Golda Meir.



What's your favorite handgun, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I have to agree with brother Zechariah on this one. That is one Biblical-sized flavor saver you're cultivating over your Glory shouter! Heaven help us if it should ever get large enough to climb off of your lip and grow its own mustache! PRAISE GOD!

I am thrilled that you've joined us, and I just know that Jesus has a plan for you here.

Please tell us, what is your favorite verse?

Excited By The Sight Of The Blood Of Our Savior,
Harry Lester

[Minister Phil]

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I have had 3 sons born unto me, all are grown and spreading the light to the wicked. Nothing makes me happier than seeing them devote every waking hour trying to save the dammed. I am truly blessed to have 3 sons and no children of the first original sin. I honestly don't know what I would do.

1 Timothy 2:11-14
“A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.”