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  • RoboCop2010
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Hello and a q

    Hello,

    I seriously need to know this..... Is this seriously a forum for your church or is it making a mock of your church? I seriously would like to know.

    Some of the stuff I have seen from your members is unbelievable.

    And don't give me a bullcrap infraction for asking a serious question.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Hello and a q

    Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
    Is this seriously a forum for your church or is it
    Are you retarded? We are as serious as the fires of Hell my friend. Fires that will burn you for all eternity if you don't stop masturbating all day and start studying the Holy Bible!

    Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Hello and a q

      Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
      Hello,

      I seriously need to know this..... Is this seriously a forum for your church or is it making a mock of your church? I seriously would like to know.

      Some of the stuff I have seen from your members is unbelievable.

      And don't give me a bullcrap infraction for asking a serious question.
      If it were a "serious question", you'd have bothered to look at the READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US thread, which answers your idiotic Frequently-Asked Question in mind-numbing detail.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Hello and a q

        Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
        Hello,

        I seriously need to know this..... Is this seriously a forum for your church or is it making a mock of your church? I seriously would like to know.

        Some of the stuff I have seen from your members is unbelievable.

        And don't give me a bullcrap infraction for asking a serious question.
        We do not allow potty talk on this forum, young lady.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • RoboCop2010
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2011
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Hello and a q

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Are you retarded? We are as serious as the fires of Hell my friend. Fires that will burn you for all eternity if you don't stop masturbating all day and start studying the Holy Bible!

          Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
          ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. Why would you even say such a thing on a website that promotes jesus christ?

          I have no respect for your staff of 12 year old kids.
          Your site is filled with the most perverted content imaginable. You are hypocrites and pharisees. You say this site is to promote Jesus christ, but this Site IS NOT promoting my Jesus Christ, the one who died for me.

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          • wait_what
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2011
            • 592

            #6
            Re: Hello and a q

            Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
            Hello,

            I seriously need to know this..... Is this seriously a forum for your church or is it making a mock of your church? I seriously would like to know.

            Some of the stuff I have seen from your members is unbelievable.

            And don't give me a bullcrap infraction for asking a serious question.
            Anything that you seriously need to know can be found in a KJV 1611. The rest is an edification of that book.
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • awesomesauceSeth
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Hello and a q

              Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
              ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. Why would you even say such a thing on a website that promotes jesus christ?

              I have no respect for your staff of 12 year old kids.
              Your site is filled with the most perverted content imaginable. You are hypocrites and pharisees. You say this site is to promote Jesus christ, but this Site IS NOT promoting my Jesus Christ, the one who died for me.
              You are going to be damned to hell my friend, for you injustices to landover forums.

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              • wait_what
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 592

                #8
                Re: Hello and a q

                Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
                ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. Why would you even say such a thing on a website that promotes jesus christ?

                I have no respect for your staff of 12 year old kids.
                Your site is filled with the most perverted content imaginable. You are hypocrites and pharisees. You say this site is to promote Jesus christ, but this Site IS NOT promoting my Jesus Christ, the one who died for me.
                No 12 year olds on our staffs here. We are not Catalicks.
                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                Give her a shovel.
                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Hello and a q

                  Originally posted by RoboCop2010 View Post
                  ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. Why would you even say such a thing on a website that promotes jesus christ?

                  I have no respect for your staff of 12 year old kids.
                  Your site is filled with the most perverted content imaginable. You are hypocrites and pharisees. You say this site is to promote Jesus christ, but this Site IS NOT promoting my Jesus Christ, the one who died for me.
                  Let me make sure I understand: You are offended that Brother Cranky QUOTED SCRIPTURE?

                  The only Jesus you're concerned with is the one you imagine, the one you think loves you even as you sin against Him daily, not the God of the Bible who will cast you into unending torment in His Lake of Fire.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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